... how EYEronic!
Good thing I ordered eyes-cream
Me: yes, and you've got many more
I lash out.
Yet, when I usually get something in my eye, it’s an eyelash.
Because they're lashing out!
After sexy time last night, she goes "why do you always like my nipples so much?". I responded... "because without them your boobs are pointless". I died laughing and she sat there batting her eyelashes at me in disbelief.
As she was doing her makeup in the car, she was looking around for something she lost.
Me: Did you lose your eyelash brush?
Her: Eyelash brush? That's not a thing.
Me: Sorry, eyelash comb.
Her: No! That's not a thing either!
Me: Hey now, there's no reason to lash out at me...