This is a beery nice pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArchaicAlien
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Nice pun bro
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elite__yeet
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Nice pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/farrukhsshah
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nice pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Touche5963
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Found on r/Austria and thought it was a nice pun reddit.com/r/Austria/comm…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Carlkarlson_1235
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Nice pun from the local barber shop
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaBooch425
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Itsifiyable
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dinobot100
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2015
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How do you break the ice?

With aNice pun. ;)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hellABunk
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Dad joked a coworker

The guy that sits next to me at work was cleaning out his drawer. He knows that I like tea, and found some in the drawer.

Coworker " Hey, Here's some cranberry apple tea you can have."

(I didn't even think, The dad joke just happened)

Me " Cranberry Apple huh? That's not really my.. Cup of.. Tea"

Him "Groan, nice pun"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedColorado
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2015
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Nice, CA.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsjaboilarry
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Haha nice
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rohanp0078
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In honor of former president Donald J. Trump

[removed]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Handleton
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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From a random UK_food thread, took me two reads but nice subtle pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BoabHonker
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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My 7 year old nephew showed me with pride the "telephone" he had just made from a string and two tin cans. I pulled out my iPhone and said, "That's nice, but..."

"Look at what kids your age make in China!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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A nice rabbit hole to go into.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leon08x
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Nice perfumeance!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BitchyOlive
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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It is nice
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Perkele1974
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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nice
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πŸ‘€︎ u/YeetmongerExtra
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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Did you know that 10+10 and 11+11 are the same

10+10=20 11+11=22

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Nice one, Etsy !
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thepeanut999
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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I drew a strawbeary πŸ₯° πŸ“
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sydderney
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While at a restaurant, the waitress was totally flirting with me with my wife present. After she walked away, my wife said β€œShe obviously has COVID!” β€œWhy would you think that?” I asked.

β€œBecause she has no taste.”

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A very young lemon strolled into an underground metro station, buying and enjoying a coffee, chatting with other fruits and eventually riding on a nice, modern train.

One could say it was a sub-lime experience.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThePokemasterYT
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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THIS is why we can't have nice things
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Burning_Toast998
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Candles aren't so nice
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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
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I have a friend who tried to take a selfie in the shower, but the image was too blurry.

He has selfie steam issues.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/korabdrg
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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Nacho son anymore
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mastermithi29
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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A Kung Fu student asks his teacher, "Master, why does my ability not improve? I'm always defeated." And the master, pensive and forever patient, answers, "My dear pupil, have you seen the gulls flying by the setting sun and their wings seeming like flames?"

"Yes, my master, I have."

"And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the stones without taking anything out of its proper place?"

"Yes, my master, I have witnessed it."

"And the moon, when it touches the calm water to reflect all its enormous beauty?"

"Yes, my master, I have also seen this marvelous phenomenon."

"That is the problem. You keep watching all this shit instead of training."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
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If you have ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly

Because communication is key

Edit: it's from here, so please give the op credit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chizhi1234
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Today I found out that you can actually hear the blood flowing through your veins.

You just have to listen varicosely.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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a nice dinner date
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lirocat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Nice cat
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Python119
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A man who had just died was delivered to the mortuary wearing a beautiful black suit.

The mortician asked the deceased’s wife how she would like the body dressed. He points out the man looks good in the black suit he’s already wearing. The widow however said she thought her husband always looked his best in blue, and she would really like him in a blue suit. She then hands the mortician a blank cheque and says β€œI don’t care how much it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.” The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe. Remarkably, the suit fit him perfectly. She says to the mortician, β€œwhatever this costs I’m very satisfied, you did an excellent job and I’m incredibly grateful. How much did you spend?” To her astonishment the mortician presents her with her blank cheque, and he says β€œthere’s no charge.” Shocked she replies β€œno really, I feel like i must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit.” β€œHonestly ma’am”, the mortician says, β€œit costs nothing, you see a diseased gentleman about your husbands size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday. He was wearing an attractive blue suit. So I asked his wife if she minded if her husband went to the grave wearing black. She had said it made no difference so long as he looked nice. So from that point on it was really just a matter of switching the heads.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaladinDanza
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My son asked me, "Daddy, why do bees stay in the hive in the winter?" I smiled and answered...

"Swarm."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
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Why was 4 afraid to ask out 5?

Because he was 2 squared.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YeezyClaps
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My wife asked me if I'd seen the dog bowl

...I said I didn't even know he could play cricket.

Edit: Americans; replace 'cricket' with '10 Pin Bowling 🎳 '

Thank you for the awards

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tinnber
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Dwayne Johnson is a really nice guy, so he always makes sure he's as close to the wall as possible...

He hates putting anyone between The Rock and a hard place.

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Daughters boyfriend introduced himself to me he said "Hi sir I'm david, nice to meet you".

He put out his hand and I said "David are you nervous?" He said no so I grabbed his hand looked him in the eyes and said "then why are you shaking?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fartingpinetree
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79% of people don't know opposite words for the following.
  1. Always
  2. Coming
  3. From
  4. Take
  5. Me
  6. Down
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tekprojekt
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Everytime I buy a new house, I always spend $1,000 on the door.

That way, I always make a grand entrance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
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Australians are at it nice and early
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I got fired from the shoe factory, but they were nice enough to leave me with a parting gift.

They gave me the boot.

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