Courteous Puns

Thanks, it's been well risen.

Polites (pronounced pə-lī-tēz)

"No, ask me tomorrow."

Courteously provided by my father.

Be courteous to the DeDutch waitstaff (and to yourself) this holiday season by leaving your dads at home before dining at DeDutch. Following is just a small sample of jokes that your dad WILL make after ordering his DeBratwurst from DeLunch menu on his DeClub card.

• I have to go to DeWashroom.
• When the waitress asks how the food is, the only responses will be either "DeLightful", or "DeLicious".
• Pass DeSalt.
• Make sure to leave a good Detip for the DeService!
• You've got DeHollandaise sauce on your DeShirt!

The waitstaff will pretend to laugh every time. But secretly they die inside a little every time.

It's really quite DeSpicable.

Getting closer to our destination, I mention to my wife that I need to go pee. She asks, "Can you hold it?" I cup my hands and say, "I suppose maybe for a little bit, but I think it'll leak out." Suffice it to say that she retracted the courteous offer and made me wait. Worth it!