Nice pun bro
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elite__yeet
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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This is a beery nice pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArchaicAlien
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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nice pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Touche5963
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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Nice pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/farrukhsshah
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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Found on r/Austria and thought it was a nice pun reddit.com/r/Austria/comm…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Carlkarlson_1235
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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Nice pun from the local barber shop
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaBooch425
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Itsifiyable
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dinobot100
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2015
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Nice one, Cliff
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Un_FaZed211
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2021
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Nice job doggo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CyberHarpie1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2021
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Nice View
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSpiderYT
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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Nice talk
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πŸ‘€︎ u/7keletor
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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Nice trident.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mister_Nancy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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nice outfit
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πŸ‘€︎ u/prancelr
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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A friend told me the local furniture store had some nice stools.

Upon closer inspection of their samples, I decided they were pieces of crap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rare_Beat
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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I've booked a nice table for me and my wife this Friday night

I hammered her five frames to nil last time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RavenxMiyagi
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2021
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Some nice shades
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FuzeTheAshMain
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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Nice, CA.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsjaboilarry
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Why do oven instructions always have a nice round number like 400 instead of a random one 20 degrees hotter?

420 is too high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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A family is sitting at the dining room table having a nice family dinner, when suddenly...

One thing led to another, and the father and son get into a pretty heated argument.

The son stands up and storms off, headed to his room.

As he is going up the stairs, he yells down to his dad, "Jim Morrison is overrated!!!"

So, the dad screams back, "WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SLAMMING THE DOORS?!?!?!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cosmocide
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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"My wife's going to a nice place in the Caribbean." "Cool. Jamaica?"

Nah. She made the decision on her own.

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For our anniversary, I made and served a nice dinner, with light provided by Amazon.

She always loves Kindle-lit dinners!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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I'm on the fence about the COVID-19 vaccine, but the free stuff you can get for showing your vaccination card looks really nice.

I guess it's worth a shot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ixfd64
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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I met Bono the other week and I said it was nice to meet him

he said "yeah, you too"

edited for spelling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/endangeredpenguin
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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What kind of poo smells nice?

Shampoo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peterburk
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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Nice "BOOBEES"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/evilgaysurvivor6
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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They say nice guys finish last..

But somehow I always finish before my wife does

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobby22291
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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I thought this book I've just bought about farming would be a nice simple read..

But it's full of words I've never even herbivore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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Nice perfumeance!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BitchyOlive
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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Next time you go to the eye doctor say its nice to see you again
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πŸ‘€︎ u/swarly1999
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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For those of you who are asking where they store all these nice jokes

It's saved in the dad-a-base

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrainedMusician
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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A nice rabbit hole to go into.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leon08x
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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β€œNice Gnawing You” by Harebrained
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πŸ‘€︎ u/anthonywhall
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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I heard that France's Navy is a nice place.

They have a lot of FrenchShips.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnathan_M
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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Haha nice
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rohanp0078
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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My boss told me to have a nice day.

So I went home

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rosesniffer
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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Saw nice guy try to help a girl with her spreadsheet

Such an incel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snuzet
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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It is nice
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Perkele1974
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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What did the nice rope get for XMAS?

Everything it wished for, it wasn't knotty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_hardeeharhar_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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Daughters boyfriend introduced himself to me he said "Hi sir I'm david, nice to meet you".

He put out his hand and I said "David are you nervous?" He said no so I grabbed his hand looked him in the eyes and said "then why are you shaking?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fartingpinetree
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My 7 year old nephew showed me with pride the "telephone" he had just made from a string and two tin cans. I pulled out my iPhone and said, "That's nice, but..."

"Look at what kids your age make in China!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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From a random UK_food thread, took me two reads but nice subtle pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BoabHonker
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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a nice dinner date
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lirocat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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THIS is why we can't have nice things
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