This is a beery nice pun
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οΈ Apr 10 2020
Nice pun bro
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οΈ Jul 17 2020
Nice pun
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οΈ Dec 15 2019
nice pun
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οΈ Aug 06 2019
Nice pun from the local barber shop
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οΈ Apr 10 2015
Nice, CA.
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οΈ Nov 20 2020
Haha nice
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οΈ Jan 17 2021
From a random UK_food thread, took me two reads but nice subtle pun
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οΈ Jan 11 2021
My 7 year old nephew showed me with pride the "telephone" he had just made from a string and two tin cans. I pulled out my iPhone and said, "That's nice, but..."
"Look at what kids your age make in China!"
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οΈ Dec 25 2020
A nice rabbit hole to go into.
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οΈ Nov 20 2020
Nice perfumeance!
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οΈ Sep 17 2020
It is nice
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οΈ Nov 19 2020
nice
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οΈ Dec 30 2020
Nice one, Etsy !
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οΈ Dec 14 2020
A very young lemon strolled into an underground metro station, buying and enjoying a coffee, chatting with other fruits and eventually riding on a nice, modern train.
One could say it was a sub-lime experience.
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οΈ Jan 10 2021
THIS is why we can't have nice things
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οΈ Oct 29 2020
Candles aren't so nice
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οΈ Dec 01 2020
a nice dinner date
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οΈ Sep 29 2020
Nice cat
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οΈ Dec 10 2020
Dwayne Johnson is a really nice guy, so he always makes sure he's as close to the wall as possible...
He hates putting anyone between The Rock and a hard place.
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οΈ Nov 06 2020
Daughters boyfriend introduced himself to me he said "Hi sir I'm david, nice to meet you".
He put out his hand and I said "David are you nervous?" He said no so I grabbed his hand looked him in the eyes and said "then why are you shaking?"
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οΈ Mar 07 2020
I got fired from the shoe factory, but they were nice enough to leave me with a parting gift.
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οΈ Oct 20 2020
Australians are at it nice and early
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οΈ Oct 02 2020
My diabetic wife asked me why i stopped being nice to her.
" I can't be sweet, you're diabetic "
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οΈ Dec 05 2020
I took my dad to a nice restaurant.
The hostess asked us if we had a reservation. Without missing, a beat my dad said, βNo, I am fully confident I want to eat here.β
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οΈ Nov 17 2020
No matter how nice your kids are ...
German kids are always Kinder.
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οΈ Nov 07 2020
Someone offered me a nice cup of green tea
So naturally I said yes, matcha-bliged
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οΈ Nov 05 2020
Daughter: Nice tree, dad! Are you putting up yourself?
Dad: No I'm putting up in the living room.
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οΈ Nov 22 2020
What are cows so nice?
'Cos they never want a beef with anyone.
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οΈ Nov 22 2020
When I was young, my parents used to buy all my sports gear but now that Iβm an adult I figured I should splurge and buy myself a nice hockey stick. When I went looking at the store I realized that my parents would only buy me low quality, inexpensive sticks to save money.
Cheapskates!........cheap helmets, cheap gloves...
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οΈ Nov 01 2020
The waiter pillar is very nice, 5 starr
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οΈ Aug 25 2020
My step-ladder is nice and supportive.
But sometimes I wish I would've known my real-ladder.
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οΈ Aug 25 2020
I recently subscribed to a nice little magazine about steaks.
It's a rare medium well done.
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οΈ Aug 07 2020
My wife got mad at me when I opened the window and yelled "Nice rack!"....
... But that buck must have been a 6 pointer!
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οΈ Nov 11 2020
Thatβs a nice ham you got there.
Itβd be a shame if someone put an S in front of it and an E behind it.
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οΈ Oct 03 2020
Anyone for a drink? A nice cup of tee?
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οΈ Jul 29 2020
Better bee nice to her
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οΈ Jul 25 2020
Thats berry nice
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οΈ Jan 07 2020
Her: "Nice job, these are good scones"
Me: "That's what I was scone for!"
Her: "Ugh." eyeroll
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οΈ Oct 12 2020
After days, it felt nice to finally come clean
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