"Look at what kids your age make in China!"
One could say it was a sub-lime experience.
He hates putting anyone between The Rock and a hard place.
He put out his hand and I said "David are you nervous?" He said no so I grabbed his hand looked him in the eyes and said "then why are you shaking?"
They gave me the boot.
" I can't be sweet, you're diabetic "
The hostess asked us if we had a reservation. Without missing, a beat my dad said, βNo, I am fully confident I want to eat here.β
German kids are always Kinder.
So naturally I said yes, matcha-bliged
Dad: No I'm putting up in the living room.
'Cos they never want a beef with anyone.
Cheapskates!........cheap helmets, cheap gloves...
But sometimes I wish I would've known my real-ladder.
It's a rare medium well done.
... But that buck must have been a 6 pointer!
Itβd be a shame if someone put an S in front of it and an E behind it.
Me: "That's what I was scone for!"
Her: "Ugh." eyeroll
I was starting to smell
