How did the Nike’s employee die?

He committed shoeicide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordIggy88
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Lil Nas X sold his sole to make these nike shoes with a drop of human blood
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What did Nike say in October?

Just doot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aadhar690
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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I’ve always been disappointed Nike and Mountain Dew never did a collab

Just Dew It

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BLTakenusername
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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A Nike shoe factory burned down πŸ”₯

1000 soles were lost!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ry8
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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Nike trousers
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ntn_98
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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The nike logo.

Really ticks me off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yoav-bam
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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If Nike sold bikes...

Would the correct pronunciation be 'Nike Bike' or 'Nike Bike?'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roderie94
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How did I get into computer software? I was very confused about what to do in university, so I asked my dad... He was wearing a Nike tshirt, and he answered me by pointing at his chest, where this was written: Just do IT.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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What do you call a fish wearing Nike.

Swushi

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I heard Nike is having a blowout sale.

Too soon?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ButIwasThere
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A new(ish) Dad and Nike

We have a one year old son who is learning to use a cup. Tonight he was on the porch, "drinking" some water wearing a new and adorable little Nike outfit. The shirt got soaked so I took it off and let him continue to "drink" from his cup. Well of course he eventually dumped it on the floor.

So Dad is sitting there and he tells me to "just wipe it up with the shirt".

I say "NO WAY! I'm not using this brand new Nike shirt to clean the floor!"

Dad responds with "Just Do itℒ…"

...and looked at me with a face like it was the most clever hysterical thing that has ever been uttered in human history.

Me and this poor kid have a long road ahead of us...

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2013
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Nike/Apple pun

If Nike did line of branded Apple Macbooks, would it be called Nike Air Macs?

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Are those reebok or nike? youtube.com/watch?v=BQ4c5…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/live4lifelegit
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2016
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What did Nike say in October?

Just doot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aadhar690
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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A Nike shoe factory burned down πŸ”₯

1000 soles were lost.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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