What do you call it when a Goodyear tire turns into a frog?
I once tried to get a job at the Goodyear factory
but I found the whole application process a bit tiring.
It's been a Goodyear, but I'm so tired
My son and I were driving down the road when we saw a truck hauling a huge load of Goodyears. I said "I feel sorry for that guy"...
My son said: "why?"
Because he looks extremely "tired".
Goodyear
I was working with my uncle and he says, "Do you know what you can do with 365 condoms?" "Have a lot of sex?" "No, melt it down into a tire and call it a good year."
I got tired trying to think of a good posting title for this one.
I had a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tires and roll me down hills
A tire company got hit hard by the pandemic.
First off, not many people were buying tires, as they were driving less. Then the warehouse got robbed. To add insult to injury, the place caught on fire. For them it really hasn’t been a Goodyear.
I was doing gymnastics after a part-time shift at the tire change shop, my coach asked me how I learned to do back handsprings without a tumbling cylinder
I said it actually just took me a goodyear or two
BREAKING: A man has been stealing wheels of police cars.
The police have been working tirelessly to catch him.
Frank: ...girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
Jane Spencer:
Goodyear?
Frank:
No, the worst.
(Courtesy of Naked Gun)
I had a great childhood, I remember my dad would put me in a tire & roll me down the hill all summer.
I was reminded of the time’s when I was a child the other day. My dad is to stick us in tires and roll us down the hills in the back yard....
Those were the GOODYEARS.
How long would this take to make?
Do you all remember being in the back yard and dad pushing you in the tire swing?
I told my son I was tired. “How tired are you Dad?” He asked.
“More tired than a Goodyear factory,” I replied.
I still remember fondly the times dad used to roll us down the hill inside tires.
Those were the Good Years.
[X-Post from r/Tiresaretheenemy] They do it to teach the others a lesson!
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One of my favorite times in my life was when my brothers put me in car tires and pushed me down hills
One of my favorite childhood memories is when my dad used to roll us down the hill inside of a tire.
Those were the Goodyears.
A dad gets run over by a truck
The dad lies there in his last moment. The only thing that is going through his head is a “Goodyear”. He looks up at his wife who is holding his hand. In his dying breath, he says, I’m “tired.”
For the past 12 months have been using condoms made by a Tire Company.
I set a record at my company for 12 straight quarters in tire sales
Bald Eagles for sale.
I have 4 Goodyear tires with almost no tread. Make offer.
Rubber - Movie
So I was hanging out with friends and they told me about this movie Rubber. It's a movie about a tire that goes around and kills people. I had never heard of it so I asked if the tire won any awards because it would be funny to see them roll out a tire to a podium. My buddy across the table says "Yeah, it had a pretty Goodyear."
You know, I had such a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tyres and roll me down the hill.
What is the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One is a Goodyear.
The other is a very good year
I had a happy childhood, dad would roll me down the hill in a tire
I had a happy childhood; Dad would roll me down the hill in a tire.
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms ?
One is a Goodyear and the other is a great year.
I had a happy childhood, my dad used to put me in a tyre and roll me down the hill...
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What can you make out of 365 used condoms.
I had a happy childhood. My dad would put me inside a tyre and then roll me down a hill.
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