Tyres Puns

A list of puns related to "Tyres"

Just cost me a $1 to put air in my tyre, when before it used to be free.

I guess, that's inflation.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Dec 26 2020
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You know, I had such a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tyres and roll me down the hill.

They were the Goodyears

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👤︎ u/sterntoothz
📅︎ Oct 30 2020
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Why aren’t depressed people worried about flat tyres?

They are always carrying despair.

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👤︎ u/viky_boy
📅︎ Oct 29 2020
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Phoned my wife and said, "Unbelievable...on the way to the bowling alley my tyre went flat."

"Have you got a spare?" she questioned.

"Honey," I sighed, "I'm not at the bowling alley yet."

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Aug 07 2020
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I used to work at a square tyre factory...

It was a real bumpy ride.

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👤︎ u/TerrySlews
📅︎ Oct 20 2019
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Did you see the documentary about car tyres?

It was a bit flat at the beggining, but it got wheely interesting.

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👤︎ u/Dalerz
📅︎ Jul 26 2019
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Today, I saw a homeless man living in a tyre, so I punctured it

He's now living in a flat

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👤︎ u/Khevan_YT
📅︎ Apr 18 2019
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What do you call a person who trades rubber tyres for a living?

A Treader.

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👤︎ u/pabesh17
📅︎ Aug 21 2019
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I did a good deed today. I saw a homeless man living in a tyre and I punctured it...

How is that a good deed you ask?

Well now he lives in a flat!

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👤︎ u/Metalingus03
📅︎ Apr 22 2019
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One car Tyre speaking to another:

Tyre 1: How you feeling about the big trip tomorrow?

Tyre 2: I'm pumped.

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👤︎ u/dandan_56
📅︎ Jul 03 2018
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I had to blow up my the tyres on my car the other day...

I came home afterwards "Done it?" he said.

Me - "Yeah, bit of a piss take though, cost me 50p just for some air."

"Well, that's inflation for you."

Good one, Dad.

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👤︎ u/ron_manager
📅︎ Sep 17 2013
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Son, I know you don't always love your job, but just be glad you are not in the tyre business.

.. you would never be able to retire.

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👤︎ u/eothred
📅︎ Aug 16 2018
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Flat tyre

Dad just cracked this one out (for the millionth time) so I thought I would share the wealth!

Walking past a car I point out it has a flat tyre. Dad just turns and says "It's alright, it's only flat at the bottom."

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👤︎ u/aleran13
📅︎ Dec 30 2014
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What are Spock's tyres made out of?

Vulcanised Rubber.

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👤︎ u/-rabid-
📅︎ Jul 07 2014
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I had a happy childhood, my dad used to put me in a tyre and roll me down the hill...

They were GoodYears

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👤︎ u/Lewwap
📅︎ Aug 24 2019
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I saw a homeless man living in a tyre, so I punctured it

He now lives in a flat

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👤︎ u/swiggetyswine69
📅︎ May 27 2019
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I had a happy childhood. My dad would put me inside a tyre and then roll me down a hill.

They were Goodyears.

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👤︎ u/_-reddit-
📅︎ Aug 17 2016
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