I got tired trying to think of a good posting title for this one.
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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Sure, I drink brake fluid

But I can stop anytime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Merlin-5
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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Why are there no cases of Covid in Antarctica?

Because they're so well Ice-o-lated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OriginalCWP
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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Not all math puns are funny.

Just sum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/farrukhsshah
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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I don't have the patience for old tank jokes.

They take a while to gain any traction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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How do math teachers say goodbye?


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πŸ‘€︎ u/zackzook
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2019
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Two friends, Jake and Joke, went camping

One evening Jake stole Joke’s bag and hid it just at the edge of a forest nearby. Next morning he told him what he had done and to be careful not to go far into the forest since it’s riddled with bears once you go into the deep forest part and you are sure to get eaten.

Since Joke didn’t return for a long period of time, Jake went looking for him. However, he couldn’t find his friend. Jake, feeling remorse, called the police and told them what had happened.

Unfortunately, the police were no help and the case started to gain traction with the media. Reporters from all the nearby villages wanted to be the one to crack the case and find Joke.

Jake slowly spiraled into despair, not knowing what happened, thinking he killed his friend and all he wanted was some answers, buying all the local newspapers every day hoping to read something new and gain some answers.

Day after day the event slowly slipped out of his mind as time went by with no new information whatsoever. Until one day, Jake decided to put this whole thing behind him and found a therapist to help him move on.

The therapy was a huge success, he completed all but one meetings and he had just one more to go. He arrived on time as always, but the therapist’s office was locked this time. Jake checked his mobile phone and he saw a message from his therapist that he’s gonna be a few minutes late and that he should sit down in the waiting room, relax, and wait for him.

Jake, as any reasonable person, sat down in the waiting room and started waiting. It was at this moment that his phone battery ran out and he became bored, very bored, so he picked up a random newspaper from the table in front of him and then he saw it, the headline he was waiting for for so long:

Joke gone too far.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/murlockerLOL
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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My car tire company became successful

It gained traction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrToastyToast
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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I had an idea to build a functioning car with steel wheels

Sadly though, it never gained any traction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_am_Boi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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I was thinking about making a subreddit on hydroplaning but...

I don't think it would get any traction.

had to repost because sometimes I'm dumb

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reddit_Rabit
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2018
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I tried to make a car joke the other day.

But sadly it did not gain any traction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DevonX
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2018
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Road-ice removalists of Memphis came up with a new slogan...

"A little less condensation, a little more traction."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mulimulix
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2014
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Why Even Bother

The other day I was with my dad at the gym and he was getting on a treadmill while eating some cake (that he brought along) and he looked at me as if I was judging him and said, "What?.. I need some traction to run on the treadmill.."

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