alright Smitty, I’m gonna put this traction splint on you now
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πŸ‘€︎ u/defective_nerves
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alright Smitty, I’m gonna put this traction splint on you now (/r/ems)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ContentForager
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Sager traction splint for femur breaks.

So I was talking to a fellow paramedic about applying traction splints which I haven’t had the opportunity to do in my short 2 years as a medic but I had a question that hopefully one of you can answer.

When it come to applying the traction splint are you only applying the traction splint if there is no pedal pulse/distal CWCMS of the leg is affected in some way? Or are you always trying to realign the femur break to try and reduce internal bleeding that can be up to 1500mls regardless of the pedal pulse?

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Bandaging with traction splint

I'm having trouble finding information about how/when to bandage with an open femur fracture. I am in Ontario, Canada, where the protocol is to treat open femur fractures with a traction splint (just clearing that up as I know that isn't a universal protocol).

Would I bandage the wound before applying a traction splint? Or at all? Seems like it would be almost impossible to bandage after applying the splint, but I'd be worried about the effects the traction splint would have on the wound in regards to bandaging if I did that beforehand. Any help would be greatly appreciated!

Thanks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skazai
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Traction Splints

I recently had a flight where the patient would not fit in the aircraft because his leg was being held in a traction splint. It was a diagnosed femur fracture via obvious deformity and xray. The sending physician told us to just disengage the traction during flight and then re-engage it to the set 25lb after arrival at the recieving facility. Obviously this was against everything we had ever learned or trained on with a traction splint. We opted to not do that and take the patient by ground. Then, of course, the big wigs come in and our medical director jumps our asses because according to him "traction splints are useless and out of date" so therefore we should have just taken it off. As a medic, I was thinking about acting in the best interest of the patient and doing no harm. I am under the impression that traction splints relieve pain, improve perfusion, and help lessen the chance of fatty embolisms, lacerated arteries, muscle and tissue damage and nerve damage. But today I was told by a doctor that those things are "irrelevant." So what would you all have done? And does anyone have any evidence based research on risk/reward/use of traction?

TLDR: Doctor said to take off a traction splint on a diagnosed post MVC for transport, is this a good idea?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CidemDJ44
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TIL During World War I, before the traction splint was introduced, femur fractures had an 80% mortality rate. After the splint was introduced, the rate dropped to around 8%. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tra…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MiltonMiggs
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Fellow EMSers ... Sager Traction splints

I have a mini drill coming up and the crew always tries to throw curve balls at me, I was hoping someone with more knowledge could give me some insight on what you’ve found useful, indications, contraindications.. I’m doing my own studying but the more knowledge the better! Thank you!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmazz18
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when was the last time you used a traction splint? TeamLouka.com/tractionspl…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rahnkahn
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Traction splints.

So traction splints can only be used on a closed mid shaft femur fracture with no other leg involvement, does that include abrasions or lacerations or just other fractures? Test is on Tuesday, thanks in advance for info.

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Traction splints?

Who uses them regularly? I've used them a couple times (and they were part of EMT class), but I had the most senior medic in our department tell me she'd never used one, even for obvious femur fractures. Is she simply weird, or is this a common point of contention/opinion?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eosha
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Traction Splinting β€” What does your agency do?

Part of my duties includes monthly training, and this month’s topic was traction splinting. During my research, I found very little scientific support for the practice, and essentially no evidence of traction splinting being any better than slapping on a wood splint or even using a backboard as a splint

I know that the orange book taught us all about traction splinting for closed, unilateral, mid shaft fractures of the femur β€” but a simple wood splint may perform just as well and is faster to apply

What are your experiences with traction splinting and your agency’s protocols related to the practice?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/40236030
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Oh, Johnny and Roy... your traction splinting could use a little work. Critique this.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/markko79
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Broken femur secret move v.redd.it/951ko8fa4n481
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bkn95
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Traction splinting controversy, WMI vs WMA opinion.

There is some controversy concerning the application of traction splints to compound femur fractures in wilderness settings. WMA (Wilderness Medical Associates) has stopped teaching/advocating the practice, while WMI (Wilderness Medical Institute) has continued to support the use of traction splints, even improvised splints. What is your opinion/experience with this?

Edit: Links to opinions

https://m.facebook.com/note.php?comment_id=17904602&offset=0&total_comments=8&note_id=10150266420721331

http://www.wildmed.com/blog/tractions-splints-in-wilderness-medicine/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dan_Boone
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Traction Splinting

While I've never had to use one, I'm familiar with both the Hare and Sager. For some reason, I prefer the Hare. maybe it's because I learned that one first. What device does everyone else prefer and why?

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Never Have I Ever

In 12 years of EMS, had the opportunity to use a traction splint. The few times it was indicated, fire already had it applied.

What's something you've been trained to do, but haven't had the opportunity to put into practice?

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Pulse Motor Sensory

So, I just passed my nremt and I’m reviewing for a job I’m about to start. What am I supposed to do if a patient does not have PMS after a break? Cry for the medic?

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4 pieces total, they attached in the center as shown in pic. Metal rods and a straps all over the place. Device is hinged in the center where the pieces attach. No numbers or words on product. Looks like it came from China, but cant make out any info on usps label. reddit.com/gallery/pm8p48
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"So, how's new hire testing going?" Me:
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What helped my severe TTTS and what didn't

Hi all

first post i'm doing on this sub but have been lurking on here and tinnitus talk for a while, talking to members here and there. I believe I had a moderate/severe case of tonic tensor tympani syndrome and i feel like i am 95% out of it. hoping this is the right place to post and gives some hope to people

i have been djing as a passion and going to raves for 10 years now, and started producing 5 years ago. not having worn protection for most of it, my ears have taken a big beating throughout the last 10 years.

fast forward to march 2020, and i received my first pair of studio headphones to make music with. not being able to help myself, i started making music every evening until 2 AM at loud volume until after a week, ringing started in my right ear. the next day i went to a house party where i djed, and before starting the music, i couldn't bare being in a room with all my friends talking and shouting so i put some earplugs on before my set. i didn't think much there and then, but over the next month of april a lot of strange symptoms popped up (ear fullness, sensitivity to sound, fluttering of eardrum in response to high frequencies, bilateral T). i couldnt bear the sound people talking loudly, or speakers from a laptop. also i would tense up in loud places such as resturants etc and get fullness in my ears there and then as a result. this would then pop up randomly during days. producing music was giving me an uncomfortable feeling of fullness and i felt as if i couldn't really focus on frequencies.

i tried visiting several audiologists to no avail, and finally ended up on forums and read about acoustic trauma, hyperacusis and so on and i freaked out. was my time in music finished, just when i was starting to gain some traction as a dj/producer? was my lifes main passion about to end? so i did what most on here suggest: silence and protection. while this helped stabilise a lot of the stranger auditory symptoms (inability to focus to sound ,fullness in response to loud sounds etc), the sensitivity progressively got worse, along with my depression and anxiety towards the condition and sound in general, possibly caused by my increased isolation and a lot of what i read online. i had other health issues during this time, and all of this caused me to have a total breakdown when in may my face started tingling as well. i started having sharp pains in my jaw and year, and couldn't really open my mouth properly i think developing early stage TMD

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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Just because it's a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CzarcasmRules
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I’ve got this disease where I can’t stop making airport puns.

The doctor says it terminal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xIR0NPULSE
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leckzsluthor
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I heard that by law you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden.

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justshtmypnts
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Puns make me numb

Mathematical puns makes me number

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tadashi4
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Petition to ban rants from this sub

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drak0ni
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So my mom is getting her foot cut off today.. (really)

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slimybirch
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French fries weren’t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frexyincdude
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Why does Spider-Man's calendar only have 11 months?

He lost May

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toku-Nation
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When I was a single man, I had loads of free time.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2022
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You've been hit by
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mordrathe
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My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smoffatt34920
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2022
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I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diggitygiggitycee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2022
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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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My wife left me because I couldn’t stop doing impressions of pasta

And now I’m cannelloni

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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eoussama
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I just flew in from Chernobyl

And boy are my arms legs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JhopkinsWA
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Steve JOBS would have made a better President than Donald Trump

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ok-Ingenuity4838
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2022
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My 7 year old daughter just told me this one. I'm so proud. What did the duck say when he bought chapstick?

Put it on my bill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigRedHusker_X
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2022
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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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I was almost upset that my coffee tasted like dirt today

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scarf_spheal
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No gains
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How eggs-traordinary
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rix27_
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Traction Splint for Open Femur Fracture?

Can you use traction for OPEN femur fracs?

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