A: Because he was a blast-femur.
"Now, maybe I was too young to remember, but I didn't think it hurt that much."
A femur dream.
At lunch my friend Tim was talking about how his son broke his femur, and this guy Chris immediately shrieked at the visual of it.
I said, "I give your reaction a 3 out of 5. That's my Yelp review."
he was a blas-femur
The blasfemurs
A Blas-Femur
Hit head-on by a drunk driver, she broke her right wrist and forearm (compound fracture), and broke her right femur. The doctor came to talk to us after the surgery and told us she was okay. My dad asked, "will she be able to play the trumpet?" And the doctor assured us that she would make a full recovery and be able to play after the cast came off. To which my dad replies, "Wow, you're one hell of a doctor. All she could play before was the piano!"
