A doctor fell into a well and broke his collarbone.

We think that he should tend the sick and leave the well alone.

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👤︎ u/maleficent_wish
📅︎ Oct 08 2019
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My friend Alexander recently broke his collarbone...

My friend Alexander recently broke his collarbone, and he was complaining that he could no longer lift anything with his right arm. He was particularly upset that his hard-won gainz would atrophy, so he would be stronger on his left side than his right.

"Now you'll be asymmetricAl" I said.

Everyone laughed I chuckled heartily to myself whilst everyone within earshot gave me a weird look.

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📅︎ Jun 09 2015
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Go For Broke

Fractured my collarbone a few weeks back in a motorcycle accident and had to have surgery. Got some good results in a follow up appointment.

My parents and I talked about it afterwards, one of the big questions being "Will he be able to drive soon?" by my Mother.

My Father responds with "No, but I bet he can putt."

Thanks for the smile, Dad.

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👤︎ u/Pomum
📅︎ Dec 11 2013
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