A half-assed joke
The Duke of Dance: If i don't stop soon, you're really gonna have a bone to pick with me.
The Duke of Dance: I need to stop being such a numbskull.
The Duke of Dance: help.
Sans: I gotta write these down.
The Duke of Dance: I don't have enough backbone to deal with my own shit
The Duke of Dance: but that's tibea expected.
Sans: I find this humerus.
The Duke of Dance: damn
The Duke of Dance: stole my next one.
The Duke of Dance: I'm not fibulaing you when i say, i'm running out of material. I'm really trying to think of more puns here, but i'm patellaing you, i'm out.
Sans: I don't even know this many bone names.
The Duke of Dance: My cranium is empty. i'm running bone-dry here.
The Duke of Dance: But you'r quite sternum in your wanting of these puns.
The Duke of Dance: don't worry, i'll stop temporalily. Not really tho.
The Duke of Dance: I'm taking these puns to the maxilla.
Sans: Can you make a pelvis pun?
The Duke of Dance: Not really. I can't think of any. So no hi... keep reading on reddit ➡
.... Pelvis Presley
You know, back in the day Elvis had a twin brother Enis, who was just as great as Elvis if not better, but he was soon forgotten after Elvis got the name 'Elvis the Pelvis'.
I was having a problem with my left leg going numb (sciatic) and went to the chiropractor. My dad asked about it and I said, "The chiropractor said I had a twisted pelvis." His response, "Twisted Pelvis...that sounds like a band you would listen to." He was proud of himself.