It feels so good to ride again, i'm almost in tears writing this.
I've been training since the accident as much as possible, so much pain from all of the muscles that where destroyed in the surgery I.M.Nail. So much working through the pain to walk normal again..
But I'm finally able to comfortably pick my bike up off the ground (yeah I put it down to test this!) Using proper squatting and motorcycle techniques.
So I got my gear on (I've also lost 40 lbs since I've been working out so hard) my moto pants and jacket fit so amazingly, even less pressure on my cheeks from the helmet. Haha
Idk what I'm here to say, except I feel so good. It feels so good to be back and riding again.
Ride defensively: because you can be as safe as you want out there and still get ran the heck over.
11 yr post L ovary removal due to 15cm endometrioma. 1 year ago L side pain with digestion, gas pain and chronic constipation. Uterus, colon, rectum appear to be “frozen” to pelvis with adhesions on MRI. Colonoscopy “normal” Meds: Continuous cycling OCP, naproxen, cbd PRN.
In talks with my gyn surgeon, she was talking about “fibrotic colon/rectum” which doesn’t really seem like a thing outside of IBS or chrones. Since colonoscopy is normal, they didn’t really know what to suggest other than Miralax.
Over the last few months, I have sort of lost the ability to “bear down” and move stool.
Today was the final f*ing straw. Three days with minimal BM, before bed i took a double dose of dulxolax, woke up in so much pain overnight but bowels were still on strike. 630 am, tried to pass gas, but it wasn’t gas ya’ll… underwear, shorts, sheets into the wash. I’m so humiliated and so tired of not feeling well. Two years ago I was fine. Then lifestyle changes due to Covid, 20lbs gained, turned 40, and i am really feeling like shit. Pun intended.
Does anyone else have issue with colo-rectal paralysis? What helps you?
What are folks thoughts about the Mirena?
I am waiting on the call to schedule my lap, was going to try and postpone to have a summer and get in better shape before… but I may reconsider.
Hello All,
I am a 32f who is currently going through the IVF process to have a child. Yesterday was my egg retrieval, but I also found out that my uterus is adhered to my posterior cal-de-sac (rectum basically). My concern is that this will prevent me from being able to carry a child or make it very painful to do so. Has anyone else had any experience with this? I am very concerned and want to ensure that I am not just throwing away thousands of dollars on IVF for no reason. :(
I’ve been trying to get help for my pelvic pain for FOREVER. It’s essentially destroyed my pelvis at this point. I’m pretty sure it’s been frozen so long it’s been a huge contribution to the cauda equina I had. Just.... ouch. I wish people listened.
Wondering if I’m alone on this one. Would love to hear from and revive support from some fellow gals with this.
#Zirak
Joseph treated us to shops, and to culinary delights, including a concerningly frozen delicacy called ice cream. Warlord Xhikaat grew sluggish when she ate hers too quickly, and we had to wait for Joseph and her suit to warm her back up.
As we were waiting, my eyes were drawn to a screen playing videos. Hmm. This must be human entertainment. Fascinating.
A human youth wearing short leg coverings fell and injured their knee. An adult female hurried over, and said, "Johnny! Oh! You skinned your knee! I just wish bandages could stay put, but you're so active, they keep coming off!"
A male in what appeared to be a fine suit of clothes stepped closer from off screen. He held up a small, bright blue bottle with a spray handle. "Have you tried Napalm™ brand polymer bandages?"
The female asked, "Napalm™ brand? But bandages just won't stay on Johnny. He's too active."
The male said, "No child is too active for Napalm™ brand polymer bandages! They're the flexible bandage that keeps dirt out, and won't come off."
The female said, "Even with water?"
The male laughed, "Even with water! Just watch!"
He knelt down, and sprayed the scraped knee with some fluid, "It goes on wet, to fit every crevice and seal the wound, then it becomes a flexible polymer seal! Apply water for a faster seal!"
He poured some water over the knee from a bottle.
The youth said, "Wow! Thanks, mister!"
The male said, "Don't thank me, thank Napalm™ brand polymer bandages! The finest in care for all the scrapes and scratches that active children get!"
An enlarged image of the product appeared on the screen as female voices sang.
🎵"Naaapaaalm™!
Nothin' heals better!
Napalm sticks to kids!"🎵
An advertisement? And these polymer bandages sounded interesting. Perhaps something like that could be used to seal cracked scales. I pulled out my personal device and made a note to ask about that later.
Joseph saw me watching the screen. "Zirak. You like our advertisements?"
I turned to him. "Yes. Those polymer bandages sound fascinating. It's not an avenue of medicine the K'tari have explored."
Joseph said, "Oh! Napalm commercials! I remember those!" His voice changed a bit.""Napalm brand polymer bandages are for your active life! Even jumping in a river won't wash Napalm away!" It really works, too. You can go swimming with those, and they don't leak or crack or anything."
I said, "If it's not
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
Hey fellas, had my no scalpel done last Friday and my doc said it went really well. I've followed his instructions exactly. Taking ibuprofen and prescribed pain killers as needed. Icing my groin with frozen peas. Wearing compression underwear. Only walking to and from the bathroom. Feet raised in my recliner and sleeping in it as well.
Now on Day 4 heading into Day 5 post op, pain on the right side is basically gone. But the left, holy hell. It's super tender and I can still feel the pain deep on the left side of my pelvis. It's more of a sharp kick ache whenever I initially stand or cup my scrotum while washing. Sitting doesn't really bother it.
Is it too early to be alarmed? Is this normal to have pain on just 1 side and not the other? The swelling seems to have calmed down for my entire scrotum, but am I panicking too quick?
:UPDATE:
It's now Day 7 post op, and I called my urologist. They said that it's more than likely the dissolvable stitch breaking down slower than normal. I can either wait it out or come in and they'll remove it. Im going to give it till the 10 day mark before going back in.
I stopped using ice packs and instead used a heating blanket against my underwear. Idk if it's starting to break down finally on it's own or it's the heat getting blood flowing or what but NIGHT/DAY difference on the pain scale. The lump is still there but has decreased I'd say by atleast 30%. I can touch my scrotum freely now without unbearable pain. I can cup it without too pain as well.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
The doctor says it terminal.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
Calcium, nickel, neon
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors”
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
He lost May
And boy are my arms legs.
