Ovaries Puns

Husband: is that why you ovary act?

A menstrual breakdown.

The other sperm replies "A while, we've only just passed the tonsils"

Oh, varies.

But the next one was ovaries E

“thank you for your cervix.”

Turns out she was just ovary acting.

I'd say she is ovary-acting .

Total ovary action.

Are ovary acting to the situation.

Her said called her and said Mom isn't doing well. She got all worried and started getting emotional so she called her Grandmother to ask what was going on. She found out that Doctors are telling her one of her ovaries seems missing and they don't know where it is. She seemed relieved to find this out as it wasn't as serious as her dad made it out to be but was still concerned.

I told her that her dad had an ovaryaction.

Its just women's ovary acting

Your ovary-acting.

I told her it was an ovary action.

But ovary decade ago there vas deferens

Because they have 3 periods a game.

She told me that she’s a woman. She has ovaries. And maybe that’s why she ovary acts.

I told her she was ovary-acting.

Sounds like an ovary action to me...

Hello, I'm in Vet school and just can't seem to compete with some of my fellow students' surgery team names. As students, we work together to do spays and neuters for shelter animals. We like to use funny pun names.

Ideas that have already been taken: "Ovarian Cysters" "Dogtors at Your Cervix" "Eggs Ovary-Z"

Son, you'll understand soon enough. It's just her ovary acting.

My 2 year old daughter figured out she could wear her underwear on her head. My wife told her to show me.

Kid: "Daddy, I wear the undies!"
Me: "Kiddo, you wear undies under. Wearing them over makes them ovaries"

My wife keeled over and started coughing from laughter.

She was just ovary acting.

I guess it's an ovary action

Personally I think she's just ovary acting.

"It's OK baby, I know you're not really mad at me, you're just ovary acting!"

Wife: "Look at my hands. They're getting wrinkles. I'm old. I bet my ovaries are just shriveling up as we speak."

Me: "I don't know, I think you're...ovary-acting."

Wife: [long pause and sigh] "I deserved that..."

It was ovary-acting

Basically she was on her rags and decided to have a go at me because of something really tiny, I think I left some juice on the bench or something, but instead of getting involved in an argument I waited for the perfect moment. So out of nowhere came this glorious comment.

"honey I think you are just Ovary-Acting".

she just looked at me like she was so done with my shit

I've been hardcore PMSing lately, so I made brownies. I messed up the recipe somehow so, rationally, I started crying because I really wanted homemade brownies.

He walks in, hugs me, and says babe, it's okay. You're ovary-acting.

....Ovary-axe

Her: I'm worried about my ovaries

Me: I don't know what to tell you other than you're Ovary-Acting

The one without the ovaries.

Ovary-sy 🍳

Wife: could it be my appendix? Me: no, it's on the other side. W: maybe it's just my ovary. M: you also may be ovary-acting. W: flips me the bird

We were discussing the experimentation of the early 1900s on rats, and how a certain scientist would grind up cow ovaries and inject them into mice and they would subsequently die.

The professor made a point to say that the mice reacted badly to the experimentation (Read: they died every time.)

I had to do it.

"So, I suppose you could say they had a cow?"

The wife's was complaining about missed periods but I thought she was just ovary acting.