Need a new roof? Let me recommend my sister’s all female company...
I just flew on a plane with an all female flight crew.
It was an....unmanned aircraft.
What do you call someone who can't stop watching films with strong female leads?
You could say that a woman wearing iron armor is a female wearing a... fe mail
Where do female ghosts go for makeovers?
What do you call scientist who studies female rappers?
Which female country western singer has roots in working with concrete and construction?
Did you hear about the female rapper who only battled when she was on her menstrual cycle?
They say she had a mean flow...
I asked my mechanic why he was dressed as a female fox.
He said he was just vixen my car.
I just got fired from my job as a palaeontologist because I didn't recognise a female Stegosaurus.
In my defence I'd only ever dug up Tyrannosaurus Rex, so I'd never seen herbivore.
Today I discovered my dear friend it's actually a female.
My neighbour got bit by a female deer and starts acting like one on a full moon...
What's the biggest difference between male patients in a mental hospital and their female nurses?
How do you know a successful female serial killer?
She has a run in her stalkings.
Want to know something fascinating about the female owl?
It’s the only bird to be classified as a mamowl.
This morning I saw an animal trailer transporting a few female sheep
I thought they were usually ram packed
I've decided to switch careers to study modern female rappers.
I think my parents will be so proud when they learn I'm a Cardi-B-ologist.
My mom made some fudge the other day. I asked if it was male or female.
Which female rapper likes honey the most?
Female Twitter post...Do men still open car doors ?
Comment: "Well yeah! How the fuck do we get inside?"
I just tried chasing a bunch of female geese off my lawn...
as I was chasing them the female geese kept yelling, " Hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk.".
McDonald's new ad introduces the Hamburglar's female counterpart, the Cheeseburglar...
How do you win the heart of a female Farmer?
How do you tell the difference between a male door and a female door?
One has a ding-dong and the other has knockers.
What do you call the female herd dog who protects the sheep from wolves?
What do you call a female czar?
What's the name of that cool female friend who helps you pick up chicks?
There are very few female postal workers..
because the post office is Mail dominated...
What do you call an iron deficient female?
Demi Lovato is my favorite female, I consider her a hero.
How can you tell the difference between male & female ants
Put them in water. Girl ants sink. The rest are boy-ant
What’s the difference between a female basket and a male basket?
What do you call a female bagel?
My female cat just got fixed, but the vet insisted on referring to it as "feline ovarian removal".
Look, sometimes you have to call a spayed a spayed.
When asked to spell the word for two female deer
people don't think it's does, but it doe.
It is does though.
Guys, I think my friend is addicted to spending money on female Twitch streamers
He's showing dangerous simptoms
Know what the female equivalent of blood brothers are?
What does a male sheep say when he wants to credit a female sheep?
I ate a female cow for dinner and it upset my stomach...
What do you call a non female, time travaling car?
2 female beans are in love.
Why there are less female voters in 2020 elections? Because of....
What do you call an aircraft piloted by an all female crew ?
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