How do you win the heart of a female Farmer?
How do you tell the difference between a male door and a female door?
One has a ding-dong and the other has knockers.
What do you call an iron deficient female?
Know what the female equivalent of blood brothers are?
Guys, I think my friend is addicted to spending money on female Twitch streamers
He's showing dangerous simptoms
What does a male sheep say when he wants to credit a female sheep?
I ate a female cow for dinner and it upset my stomach...
I had a terrible dream where I was being chased by a female horse after sunset.
2 female beans are in love.
The 1st female vice-president!
America has really Kamalong way
My female cat just got fixed, but the vet insisted on referring to it as "feline ovarian removal".
Look, sometimes you have to call a spayed a spayed.
Why there are less female voters in 2020 elections? Because of....
I learned pregnant horses are faster than other female horses
They have double the horsepower
Did you hear about the guy who did acid at the female bowling league?
He took a trip down mammary lanes.
What does a female house wear?
The rather oppressive female mechanic was trying to sell me 5 new manual transmissions
Luckily, I managed to escape her clutches.
Did you hear about the woman who refused to get her female cat spayed?
She was arrested for littering.
What did Homer say when he didn't bag a female deer on the hunting trip?
How can youtell a male cow from a female cow?
The male cow only has one teet.
A Chihuahua and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink, when a good-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Bulldog says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."
Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."
What do you call a female mannequin ?
Why are all female transgenders superheroes?
What happened to a male plane when it saw a female plane?
A former female church member partnered with me in my start up.
She's nun of my business.
I served a female deer with herbs to my family at a recent dinner party.
Calling it "Spit-Roasted Dill Doe" was maybe a little unwise
Why are female prisoners kept in separate prisons?
Because most prisoners are in cells.
What do you call a vocal female lion?
What do doctors call the procedure to turn a female to male?
What do you call Darth Vader's female siblings?
The female janitor in my building asked if I would smoke some weed with her.
I said no; I can't deal with high maintenance women.
What do you call a female cow?
What do you call a female chocolate?
What do you call a female hero on drugs?
Do you know why a hot dog bun looks a but like male genitalia and a hamburger bun looks like female genitalia?
TIL Older forms of English kept Latin’s gender-specific suffixes -tor and -trix; tor is for men and trix is for women. So a male pilot is an aviator, a female pilot is an aviatrix. A male fighter is a gladiator, a female fighter is a gladiatrix.
This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for both men and women, and trix are for kids.
What's the difference between a "male" and a "female"?
What do you call a female earth mage
When your female sibling has a breakdown, it's a crysis
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
A male dog and a female dog are having a pissing contest, which one will win?
Obviously the male dog because he has the-leg-up.
What's a female pirates favorite part of shore leave?
Taking off the sea cups.
(My wife actually should get most the credit)
How can you tell which ants are females?
Because all of the males are called uncles.
I want to buy a female dog and name it “Karma”