How do you win the heart of a female Farmer?

Attract her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/digiBeLow
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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How do you tell the difference between a male door and a female door?

One has a ding-dong and the other has knockers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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Iron man is female

Iron = Fe

Man = male

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tigecyclindamycin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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What do you call an iron deficient female?

A male

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ahad0
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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Know what the female equivalent of blood brothers are?

Blood blisters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/apolaine
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08
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Guys, I think my friend is addicted to spending money on female Twitch streamers

He's showing dangerous simptoms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nitefury07
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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What does a male sheep say when he wants to credit a female sheep?

'Thanks to ewe...'

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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I ate a female cow for dinner and it upset my stomach...

It was a Miss Steak

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HateGettingGold
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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I had a terrible dream where I was being chased by a female horse after sunset.

It was a night mare.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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2 female beans are in love.

Lesbeans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/niiigggaaa
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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The 1st female vice-president!

America has really Kamalong way

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Derelict3myballs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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My female cat just got fixed, but the vet insisted on referring to it as "feline ovarian removal".

Look, sometimes you have to call a spayed a spayed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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Why there are less female voters in 2020 elections? Because of....

Male in ballots

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonp27
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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I learned pregnant horses are faster than other female horses

They have double the horsepower

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stoutlikethebeer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who did acid at the female bowling league?

He took a trip down mammary lanes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vehiclesales
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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What does a female house wear?

Address.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Secretseacrits549
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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The rather oppressive female mechanic was trying to sell me 5 new manual transmissions

Luckily, I managed to escape her clutches.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jnolife
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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Did you hear about the woman who refused to get her female cat spayed?

She was arrested for littering.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MidnightArt145
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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What did Homer say when he didn't bag a female deer on the hunting trip?

"Doe!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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How can youtell a male cow from a female cow?

The male cow only has one teet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dkichline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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A Chihuahua and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink, when a good-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Bulldog says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."

Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jigsatics
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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What do you call a female mannequin ?

A womannequin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lilfr00tbat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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FeMales

Are just Iron Men

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πŸ‘€︎ u/knucklehead27
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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Why are all female transgenders superheroes?

They are all ex men

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vincerion
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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What happened to a male plane when it saw a female plane?

Boeing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kuusizaari15
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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A former female church member partnered with me in my start up.

She's nun of my business.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rajeshs33
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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I served a female deer with herbs to my family at a recent dinner party.

Calling it "Spit-Roasted Dill Doe" was maybe a little unwise

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πŸ‘€︎ u/runew0lf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Why are female prisoners kept in separate prisons?

Because most prisoners are in cells.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Masked_Death
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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What do you call a vocal female lion?

Aurora.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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What do doctors call the procedure to turn a female to male?

Sir-gery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RiceNiqqa
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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What do you call Darth Vader's female siblings?

His Sithsters.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McXhicken
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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The female janitor in my building asked if I would smoke some weed with her.

I said no; I can't deal with high maintenance women.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Indigo_Samurott
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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What do you call a female cow?

A Ms. Steak

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KiwixYoutube
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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What do you call a female chocolate?

Hershey.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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What do you call a female hero on drugs?

Heroin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnBillyBob
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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Do you know why a hot dog bun looks a but like male genitalia and a hamburger bun looks like female genitalia?

Gender Rolls

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Record_layer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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TIL Older forms of English kept Latin’s gender-specific suffixes -tor and -trix; tor is for men and trix is for women. So a male pilot is an aviator, a female pilot is an aviatrix. A male fighter is a gladiator, a female fighter is a gladiatrix.

This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for both men and women, and trix are for kids.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neffability
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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What's the difference between a "male" and a "female"?

Iron.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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What do you call a female earth mage

A sandwitch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CableTV112
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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When your female sibling has a breakdown, it's a crysis
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πŸ‘€︎ u/afieif
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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Is Google male or female?

Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dane-Direct
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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A male dog and a female dog are having a pissing contest, which one will win?

Obviously the male dog because he has the-leg-up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/W00D-CHUCK
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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What's a female pirates favorite part of shore leave?

Taking off the sea cups.

(My wife actually should get most the credit)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waldo06
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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How can you tell which ants are females?

Because all of the males are called uncles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigggggchungusguy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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I want to buy a female dog and name it β€œKarma”

Karma’s a bitch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/26SobbingHorses
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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