One to cook and one to clean.
All I see is two lips.
It's not much but it's getting me bi
It’s a mail dominated industry.
“Because they have no balls to scratch”
Sharon is Karen
It has a nice ring to it.
That's too many babies.
....or is it just a man thing.
That would be something, now wooden tit?
She rubbed the petrol off and drove away. While on the road, she lit a cigarette and her arm caught on fire. Concerned, she started waving her arm out the side of the car.
Amongst all this, the police pulled her over. "What am I under arrest for?" The officer replied "for having a firearm"
I guess I’m Bi Den
I entered the wrong restroom
If a man takes the helm, they're afraid that Helsinki
Because of their Auntie-bodies
His friend replied, "That would be a pain in the ass."
Their car breaks down next to a corn field and they decide to run through it as the law is quickly approaching. They stumble upon a barn. Inside they find three burlap sacks and one of them suggests they should each hide inside one. Shortly after, the sherriff and his deputies arrive at the barn. They notice the three sacks. The sheriff kicks the first one containing the brunette and she says "Meow, meow." "Oh it's just a sack of kittens." One of the deputies says. The sherriff kicks the sack where the redhead is hiding and she says "woof, woof." "That's just a sack of puppies" they say. The sherriff kicks the third sack with the blonde inside and she exclaims "Potato, potato."
Your thots will betray you.
Sorry, wrong bathroom.
It's the Pastryarchy.
Me: Oh.. so you're Bi-den?
Are ovary acting to the situation.
At 8. You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18. You tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28. You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed. At 38. She tells you a story and takes you to bed. At 48. She tells you a story to avoid going to bed. At 58. You stay in bed to avoid her story. At 68. If you take her to bed, that will be a story. At 78. What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you ???
She said they might have been damaged, wet and moldy.
Hereby my sincere apolobeegies!
He was sailing on the seven C’s
Because women are boyn't
I glanced over and noticed that they were quite attractive. A little on the larger side, but that never stopped me before. So, yogurt cup in hand, I boldly approached their table.
“Excuse me,” I said, “I couldn’t help but overhear your conversation, and I noticed your lovely accents. Are you two ladies from Scotland by any chance?”
They immediately bristled at my question, obviously offended, and one of them snapped at me, “It’s Wales!”
“No offense intended,” I replied. “Please allow me to try again...are you two whales from Scotland?”
They’re great at deliveries
Because otherwise we wouldn't call them 'dad' jokes.
Because he is a necromancer
February. It has the least days.
Because they’re ugly and they stink.
It was a cut-lass
I don't know which one is witch ?
He forgot to tell me to put the potato in the front
They never complain, they keep to themselves and they always pay their rent on time. The only weird thing is they insist on paying me in stir-fry. But all in all, I guess they're pretty lo mein tenants.
Sorry, wrong bathroom