Why do women have a difficult time working for the postal service?

It’s mail-dominated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SecondRateHack
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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A very common male fantasy is to have 2 women at the same time.

One to cook and one to clean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20
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I’m not sure why people refer to women’s privates as a flower

All I see is two lips.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/densenuggets
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23
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I got a part time job kissing both women and men

It's not much but it's getting me bi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesomecorearts
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16
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How do pirates like their women?

sCURVY

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πŸ‘€︎ u/savageprofit
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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According to a recent study, it’s really hard for women to work for the Postal Service.

It’s a mail dominated industry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15
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Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?

β€œBecause they have no balls to scratch”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daddy_Thick
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13
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Two women were sharing the same ID card

Sharon is Karen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MomsSpoghetti
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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Why do women like getting married?

It has a nice ring to it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Suschbach
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27
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Women should not have babies after 40.

That's too many babies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MookieV
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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Do women shake the gas pump after filling up...

....or is it just a man thing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27
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So yall know how people used wooden dentures in the 19th century? I wonder if women ever tried or thought of using the same idea to increase boob size.

That would be something, now wooden tit?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phx14_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
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A women was getting petrol at a petrol station and spilt some on her arm.

She rubbed the petrol off and drove away. While on the road, she lit a cigarette and her arm caught on fire. Concerned, she started waving her arm out the side of the car.

Amongst all this, the police pulled her over. "What am I under arrest for?" The officer replied "for having a firearm"

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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When the American president found out that he was sexually attracted to both men and women, what did he say?

I guess I’m Bi Den

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Assfrontation
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21
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Yesterday, 4 women asked me out

I entered the wrong restroom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jucapiga
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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I read a study that sailing in Finland is mostly done by women

If a man takes the helm, they're afraid that Helsinki

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kantas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15
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Why do women with nieces and nephews have great immune systems?

Because of their Auntie-bodies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reiri_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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Chad asks his friend, "What would happen if all the women in the world disappeared?"

His friend replied, "That would be a pain in the ass."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyclopropagative
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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Three women were on the run from the law (A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead).

Their car breaks down next to a corn field and they decide to run through it as the law is quickly approaching. They stumble upon a barn. Inside they find three burlap sacks and one of them suggests they should each hide inside one. Shortly after, the sherriff and his deputies arrive at the barn. They notice the three sacks. The sheriff kicks the first one containing the brunette and she says "Meow, meow." "Oh it's just a sack of kittens." One of the deputies says. The sherriff kicks the sack where the redhead is hiding and she says "woof, woof." "That's just a sack of puppies" they say. The sherriff kicks the third sack with the blonde inside and she exclaims "Potato, potato."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wmd1234
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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What did Obi Wan say to Luke when he was dating morally questionable women?

Your thots will betray you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michaelc84
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14
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What's the difference between snow-men and snow-women?

Snowballs

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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What did the man say when he got asked out by 10 women in one day?

Sorry, wrong bathroom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EliteCombatWombat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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What’s the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snowballs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VictorHelios1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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You know why there are Gingerbread men and not Gingerbread women ?

It's the Pastryarchy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Viktorenox
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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My friend: I like both men and women.

Me: Oh.. so you're Bi-den?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/godoftheneworld
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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Women who fake being pregnant...

Are ovary acting to the situation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mfloyd42
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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Whats the difference between girls/women aged 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68 and 78

At 8. You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18. You tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28. You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed. At 38. She tells you a story and takes you to bed. At 48. She tells you a story to avoid going to bed. At 58. You stay in bed to avoid her story. At 68. If you take her to bed, that will be a story. At 78. What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you ???

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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I asked the library women of there are any books on the Titanic

She said they might have been damaged, wet and moldy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schrodingers_liar
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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I made a joke about the song Staying Alive and how it sounds like women singing. Apparently many of you didn’t like it.

Hereby my sincere apolobeegies!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pleasethelions
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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I saw a drunk dude riding in a boat on the chests of four women with average bust size, one of whom had a single mastectomy.

He was sailing on the seven C’s

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πŸ‘€︎ u/serialcompliment
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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Why are men statistically more likely to drown than women?

Because women are boyn't

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SCP-3388
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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What did the man say when he was asked out by ten women in one day?

Sorry, wrong bathroom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schrodingers_liar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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Once I was in a yogurt shop minding my own business, when I heard a couple of women talking in an interesting accent at one of the nearby tables.

I glanced over and noticed that they were quite attractive. A little on the larger side, but that never stopped me before. So, yogurt cup in hand, I boldly approached their table.

β€œExcuse me,” I said, β€œI couldn’t help but overhear your conversation, and I noticed your lovely accents. Are you two ladies from Scotland by any chance?”

They immediately bristled at my question, obviously offended, and one of them snapped at me, β€œIt’s Wales!”

β€œNo offense intended,” I replied. β€œPlease allow me to try again...are you two whales from Scotland?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schoonerw
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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I’m Theodore, but women use to call me...

...UnsoliciTed

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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Why are pregnant women hilarious

They’re great at deliveries

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AshamedTurtwig
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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How do we know that women are attracted to corny jokes?

Because otherwise we wouldn't call them 'dad' jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlammerEye
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Why is Dracula so great with women?

Because he is a necromancer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MartianHunter420
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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At what time of the year do women speak the least?

February. It has the least days.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dvtien95
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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Why do women wear make-up and perfume?

Because they’re ugly and they stink.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/radarluv
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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What is the difference between snowmen and snow-women?

Snowballs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_joshi_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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Did you hear about the pirate who had a sword he only used on women?

It was a cut-lass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrDobble
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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1 of the 2 women in my office has cast a spell on me...

I don't know which one is witch ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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My dad once told me that if I put a potato in my swim trunks, I would attract more women...

He forgot to tell me to put the potato in the front

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Funny-Promise956
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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I rented out a room to two beautiful Chinese Women..

They never complain, they keep to themselves and they always pay their rent on time. The only weird thing is they insist on paying me in stir-fry. But all in all, I guess they're pretty lo mein tenants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schnauss
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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What’s the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snowballs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheNoobieLoser
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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