We had a little girl at 34 weeks. She was very fussy and the nurse called her a little diva.
I responded with, “More like a preemie-Donna”
The wife groaned and rolled her eyes.
The nurse asked for permission to use that since we were in the NICU.
I made it, fellas.
Oh, and mom and baby are doing well!
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So my girlfriend and I are driving in the car and she's talking about her roommates
GF: "And she can be a real prima donna"
Me: "At least she's not a post-madonna!"
Cue groans :)