jennifer lopez: i’m almost out

jennifer fullpez: you can have some of mine

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/invertedparadoxxx
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21
🚨︎ report
I was teaching political correctness to my niece and I said, "Ok let's say there's someone named Michael or Mike for short, and if Mike delivers mail, he's a Mail-man. Similarly if there's someone named Jennifer who's doing the same job what would you call her?"

"Jenny"

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/nikhil48
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
🚨︎ report
If Jennifer Lopez married a man named Michael and they had a son named David

He would be Michael and J-Lo’s David

πŸ‘︎ 33
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Snorklingkid
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2018
🚨︎ report
Someone I knew called Jennifer really disliked 2000's music.

So you could say Jenny Was A Friend Of Mine.

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/missredacted
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
🚨︎ report
Every time I watch a Jennifer Anniston movie, it seems like she’s playing the same person.

She is a victim of Rachel profiling.

πŸ‘︎ 37
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2018
🚨︎ report
During the filming of a episode of friends Jennifer aniston could never work out how to work a boat

But Lisa Kudrow

πŸ‘︎ 13
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/akjohnston87
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2017
🚨︎ report
Jennifer Lawrence puns during interview youtu.be/l6ehlLlcXfo?t=12…
πŸ‘︎ 10
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ramsr
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2014
🚨︎ report
Jennifer Lawrence

A commercial came up for one of Jennifer Lawrence's new movies, I looked over at my parents and said "Yeah, I'd go lesbian for her." Deadpan my dad looked at me and said "So would I" He laughed way to hard at his own joke..

πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/LynaM
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2013
🚨︎ report
Wife and son had the stomach virus just the day before his first birthday party

I told them "you better not be party poopers tomorrow"!

πŸ‘︎ 1k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Rpknives
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2016
🚨︎ report
Thanks TequilaMockingbird42 imgur.com/gallery/aLJkM
πŸ‘︎ 208
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2014
🚨︎ report
NEW!! Celebrity Fun in the Pun candle line!

Chris Pine - Pine scented

Cocoa Chanel - Hot cocoa scented

Beth Crow-ley - Rain, nighttime, and city streets scented

Tom Holly-and - Holly berry scented

JK Row-ling - Lakes and campfire scented

Miley Cypress - Cypress scented

Bob Moss - Forest and moss scented

Juniper Aniston - Juniper scented

Katy Berry - Mixed berry scented

Britney Spearmint - Spearmint scented

Bread Pitt - Bread scented

Tom Cruise - Ocean, salty, alcohol scented

Aurora - Nighttime, wind, whimsical scented

Nicole Kidman - baby powder scented

Justin Beaver - Wood, nature scented

Elvis Parsley - Parsley scented

Steve Cobs - Corn on the cob scented

Banana Montana - Banana scented

Orange Winfrey - Orange scented

Chris Bat - Nighttime, caves, and bats scented

Zoey Salad-ana - Salad, lettuce, leafy greens, tomato, cheese scented

Dwayne the Rock - Mountains, earthy, fresh, crisp, wind scented Jennifer Joe-pez - Nice hot cup o’ joe scented

Chicken Corbin Blue - Chicken and cheese and ham scented

Rober

... keep reading on reddit ➑

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Minnara
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
🚨︎ report
[Request] Wedding Hashtag Pun

So I'm getting married and I need help coming up with a clever pun for our wedding hashtag. My last name is Nieves which means snow in Spanish and the brides name is Jennifer. Any ideas?

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Chris_Snow
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2017
🚨︎ report
Who is the pastry chef's favorite actress?

Jennifer Cannoli

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/zeeeman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
🚨︎ report
Leonardo Di Caprio: I really like this girl, what should I do?

Jennifer Lawrence: Why don't you Oscar out?

πŸ‘︎ 51
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/v_cleaner
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2015
🚨︎ report
What are your best actresses/countries puns?
  • Cameroon Diaz

  • Jennifer Afghaniston

  • Japanne Hathaway

  • Panama Anderson

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/PattersonHoodlum
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2015
🚨︎ report
Straight from the dad himself

Dad: What are you looking at?

Me: My whiteboard.

Dad: What's on it?

Me: The most interesting thing in the world.

Dad: Your phone number?

Me: No.

Dad: Jennifer's phone number?

Me: Who's Jennifer?

Dad: I don't know, you're the one with her phone number!

πŸ‘︎ 17
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/gooberoo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2014
🚨︎ report
This got a well deserved eye roll from my family

"And my name is Kristen if you need anything." "That won't be necessary, thank you, Jennifer."

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/derekdepenguinman
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2016
🚨︎ report
Dads catching fire.

Talking about Jennifer Lawrence cutting her hair, thinking maybe for a movie role. "Heh. Heh. She caught fire "

Telling him about r/dadjokes "I can make more. Bad jokes too!"

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ShellyMarsh
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2013
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.