jennifer fullpez: you can have some of mine
So you could say Jenny Was A Friend Of Mine.
He would be Michael and J-Lo’s David
She is a victim of Rachel profiling.
But Lisa Kudrow
A commercial came up for one of Jennifer Lawrence's new movies, I looked over at my parents and said "Yeah, I'd go lesbian for her." Deadpan my dad looked at me and said "So would I" He laughed way to hard at his own joke..
I told them "you better not be party poopers tomorrow"!
So I'm getting married and I need help coming up with a clever pun for our wedding hashtag. My last name is Nieves which means snow in Spanish and the brides name is Jennifer. Any ideas?
Jennifer Lawrence: Why don't you Oscar out?
Dad: What are you looking at?
Me: My whiteboard.
Dad: What's on it?
Me: The most interesting thing in the world.
Dad: Your phone number?
Dad: Jennifer's phone number?
Me: Who's Jennifer?
Dad: I don't know, you're the one with her phone number!
"And my name is Kristen if you need anything." "That won't be necessary, thank you, Jennifer."