If I was a female pornstar, I would call myself Heidi Days

And I would create a series called "Around the world in Heidi Days".

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📅︎ Jan 21 2017
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A colleague's friend named Heidi can't do expressions due to botox...

I guess you could say the botox is Heidi-ing her expressions!

(I am not well liked at work today as I've been on form with terrible puns)

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📅︎ Aug 07 2015
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What did Bigfoot name his daughter?

Heidi.

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📅︎ May 07 2020
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The models agree that Hurricane Dorian will turn to the north, but they disagree on exactly when...

Heidi Klum says before hitting the Bahamas; Tyra Banks says after.

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📅︎ Sep 02 2019
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