We should call Transformers Carmen.
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👤︎ u/poven100
📅︎ May 01 2020
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Where in the song is Carmen Sandiego?

She’s under a rest.

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📅︎ Apr 12 2019
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How do you call a group of mechanics?

Carmen. I'll show myself out.

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👤︎ u/Chaisz3r0
📅︎ Oct 21 2019
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Have you heard of the opera about F-1 racers and his technicians?

It's called Carmen.

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📅︎ Mar 31 2016
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Not a dad, but I made this up and thought you might appreciate it.

What do you call a criminal waffle that you dropped at the beach?

Carmen Sandy Eggo

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👤︎ u/andrewp123
📅︎ Aug 27 2013
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Whats your name? [xpost /r/Jokes]

An attractive woman arrives at a party. While scanning the guests she spots an interesting looking man standing alone. She approaches him and says "Hello, my name is Carmen."
"That's a beautiful name" he says, "is it a family name?" "No", she replies. "As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents the things I enjoy most...cars and men. Therefore I chose Carmen." "What's your name?" she asks.

The man replies "B.J.......B.J. Titsngolf."

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👤︎ u/Kmlkmljkl
📅︎ Aug 17 2013
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