A list of puns related to "Leslie"
>You better tell this captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
>A hospital! What is it?
>It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
I realize this isn't a joke, but it seems the best place to ask it. Hopefully the mods will let it ride. What movie is the quintessential dad joke movie?
My vote is "Top Secret!" with Val Kilmer in the mid 80s.
Siri said "Yes it will rain, and don't call me Shirley". I think she forgot to take her phone off Airplane mode.
Wife-Can you be serious for a minute?
Me-*grins* Ok and you be Shirley
Wife-I'm serious!
Me-Shirley you can't be Serious, I'm Serious
This actually happened. :)
Cop 2: Hate crime?
Cop 1: Of course I hate crime, moron. Thatβs why Iβm a cop.
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