4 Hilarious Leslie Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Leslie Nielsen, the daddiest of them all

>You better tell this captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.

>A hospital! What is it?

>It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

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👤︎ u/Simplewall

📅︎ Dec 23 2013

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My missus asked Siri. "Surely it's not going to rain today?"

Siri said "Yes it will rain, and don't call me Shirley". I think she forgot to take her phone off Airplane mode.

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👤︎ u/cotswoldboy

📅︎ Oct 03 2019

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I couldn't believe I got to use this

Wife-Can you be serious for a minute?

Me-*grins* Ok and you be Shirley

Wife-I'm serious!

Me-Shirley you can't be Serious, I'm Serious

This actually happened. :)

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👤︎ u/Damos1234

📅︎ Oct 04 2018

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Cop 1: This seems racially motivated.

Cop 2: Hate crime?

Cop 1: Of course I hate crime, moron. That’s why I’m a cop.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Oct 28 2018

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