10 Hilarious Monica Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What does a soda machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "insert bill here."

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👤︎ u/JayXachos1

📅︎ Sep 20 2020

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How did Monica injure herself in music class?

She was playing the harmonica

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👤︎ u/Megaman_90

📅︎ Dec 08 2019

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Monica Lewinsky was an inside job

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👤︎ u/crazedpickles

📅︎ Oct 01 2016

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They had to rename the Oval Office after the Monica Lewinsky incident

It's now called the Oral Office.

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👤︎ u/PCHardware101

📅︎ Feb 27 2017

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Want to hear my impression of an extractor fan?

I dont like tractors any more

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👤︎ u/matmanlives

📅︎ May 23 2020

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I accidentally injured my girlfriend with a mouth organ.

I didn't mean to harm Monica.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle

📅︎ Jun 13 2020

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She had one job and she blew it. imgur.com/key70Cp

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👤︎ u/v_cleaner

📅︎ Dec 16 2015

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I used to have an aunt who played the mouth organ.

It was our Monica!

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👤︎ u/Willfreckles

📅︎ Dec 17 2017

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David Bowie's Culinary Enterprises

David Bowie is reported to be opening a pop-up one time food stand next Saturday in Santa Monica. There will be Gyros, but just for one day.

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👤︎ u/george__kaplan

📅︎ Dec 12 2015

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My dad just said this while I was talking about a Bill Clinton costume...

Me: ...so yeah, I'll try to find out what color tie he was wearing during the Monica Lewinsky thing.

Dad: He wasn't wearing a tie.

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👤︎ u/Jack4rogers

📅︎ Oct 01 2014

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