Christine Puns

A list of puns related to "Christine"

Why did Fleetwood Mac's Christine McVie change her name?

Her maiden name was Perfect.

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👤︎ u/PotBuzz
📅︎ Jul 25 2020
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Despite modern trends, my wife, Christine, took my name when we were married.

I'm still getting used to calling her David.

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👤︎ u/hommusamongus
📅︎ Jul 23 2018
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Her: "I have a confession...I used to be Christian. "

Me: " That doesn't bother me. "

Her: "Thats great... Because I'd much rather be known as Christine now."

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Feb 25 2021
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Dad occasionally goes a little high brow...

"Did you hear about the actress who was cut from her role portraying Christine in the Phantom of the Opera for being a problem alcoholic? She was a drunk On-gin-ue!"

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👤︎ u/barthm1
📅︎ Nov 09 2014
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