I asked the librarian where books about oil were located.

She said try the non-friction section.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/EgonVector
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 10 2021
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I asked the librarian if books about paranoia were available.

She looked up and whispered, "They're right behind you".

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19 2021
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How do librarians get out of sticky situations?

They pull the library card.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zomida
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 07 2021
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Why don’t librarians date coworkers?

Any time they try making plans they’re already booked.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zomida
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 06 2021
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What do librarians take with them when they go fishing ?

Bookworms.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 16 2021
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I asked the librarian if she knew the author of a dinosaur book.

She said try Sarah Topps.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Realistic-Twist-3112
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 07 2021
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I work as a librarian in a prison

The job has its prose and cons.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Thurl_Ravenscroft_MD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 08 2021
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I asked a librarian if they had any books on 'Different noise levels'.

The librarian said "Sure!! What volume would you like?"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 07 2020
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Librarians love a good joke...

They always get the reference!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Realistic-Twist-3112
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 28 2021
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The one time I took a librarian on a date, she cost me a bloody fortune.

My own fault though, I kept her out too long.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cecil_the_wonderdog
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 09 2021
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What does a librarian use to fish.

Bookworms

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/decentname99
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12 2021
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What do you call a Dragon Librarian?

A Book Wyrm

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BleakDolphin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 29 2021
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A woman walks up to a librarian and asks, "Do you have any books on Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat?"

The librarian replies, "It rings a bell, but I don't know if it's here or not."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheIndrajitKar
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 20 2020
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I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's dog and SchrΓΆdinger's cat...

She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Attinaux
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 25 2020
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Professional librarian.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yashthesharma
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 24 2020
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What’s a librarians favourite food?

Shhhhhhish kabobs

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/vagdryna
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 17 2020
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I tried to make a reservation at the school library. The librarian say I couldn't.

They were completely booked.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kurlythemonkey
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 21 2020
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I asked a librarian if she had a book about Turtles.

She said hardback? I said yeah with a little head.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/The-Figure-13
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 26 2020
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Why can't a librarian go on a weekday lunch date?

They're always booked.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 26 2020
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What did the frog say to the librarian when he returned his books?

Reddit, reddit, reddit

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Terri_Fried
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 09 2020
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Deaf librarian

I think my librarian is deaf. I asked where the Harry Potter books were, and she told me. But all I see here is books about Bigfoot playing golf.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 31 2020
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A guy goes into a library and asks about books on premature ejaculation. The librarian tells him the book is checked out til next week.

The guy comes in the next day looking for the books again but quickly apologizes. Sorry I came early.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mark503
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 05 2020
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Our new librarian is very polite and I think she is Italian...

I took a book back that was months overdue, but rather than charging me, she just said, "That's-a-fine."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 10 2020
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I had a job as a Librarian...

but I found the work quiet demanding.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/youtellmebob
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15 2020
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Heard about the Librarian who fell victim to falling bookshelves?

He literally died

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PlankenSonja
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 09 2020
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When the librarian bumped her head...

she had no one to blame apart from her shelf

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LunaticPandoraXIII
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 18 2020
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Kids got this shirt last day of school from librarian
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/joshypsqueexy
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 20 2017
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I asked the librarian if they had any books about romantic proposals.

She said yes.

(oc)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/maraudershake
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 19 2018
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What do you call a librarian dog?

Hushpuppy.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OrikamiPanio
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20 2019
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I asked the librarian if she could show me to the self-help section

She said that would defeat the purpose

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/King_Pinn
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19 2019
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How did the librarian get so strong

They hit the books

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AwareSpring708
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 08 2020
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So I asked the librarian where were the books on paranoia?

"Right behind you." She whispered.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OliPark
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 22 2021
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I asked the librarian where the books on paranoia are kept.

She whispered "They're right behind you".

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 06 2021
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I asked the librarian if she had any books on paranoia.

She said "They're right behind you!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chainsmoker88
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 17 2021
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I asked the librarian if books on paranoia were available.

She look up and whispered, β€œThey’re right behind you.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KarateKid84Fan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 22 2021
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I asked the librarian if the library had any books about paranoia.

She whispered, "They're right behind you..."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jigsatics
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 16 2020
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I asked the librarian if there were any books about paranoia in the library

She whispered , "They're right behind you..."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ivanshu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25 2020
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I asked the librarian for a book about Pavlov's dogs and SchrΓΆdinger's cat.

She said it rang a bell but she didn't know if it was there or not.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 28 2020
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I asked the librarian if they had any books on Noise Reduction Levels

She said "Sure, what volume ?"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17 2020
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I asked the librarian where the books on engine lubrication were located.

She said they were in the non-friction section.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 27 2020
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I once took a librarian on a date, she cost me a fortune.

My own fault though, I kept her out too long.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 15 2020
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I asked the librarian if she knew of any authors who wrote dinosaur novels

She said, β€œTry Sarah Topps”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AlabamaMayan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 29 2020
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I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's dog and Schrodinger's cat...

She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/uglyric
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 15 2020
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I asked the librarian if the library had any books about paranoia.

She whispered, "They're right behind you..."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ZappBrannigansLaw
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 20 2018
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What does a librarian chicken say?

Book book book book book.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thelummx
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 30 2020
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What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?

Bookworms.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 27 2019
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I asked the librarian if they had any books about paranoia

She looked up and quietly replied, β€œthey’re right behind you.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BumbledTheBees
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 17 2019
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Our new librarian is very polite and I think she is Italian...

I've just taken a book back that was months overdue but, rather than charging me, she just said, "That's-a-fine."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 27 2017
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