I asked the librarian where books about oil were located.
She said try the non-friction section.
I asked the librarian if books about paranoia were available.
She looked up and whispered, "They're right behind you".
How do librarians get out of sticky situations?
They pull the library card.
Why don’t librarians date coworkers?
Any time they try making plans they’re already booked.
What do librarians take with them when they go fishing ?
I asked the librarian if she knew the author of a dinosaur book.
She said try Sarah Topps.
I work as a librarian in a prison
The job has its prose and cons.
I asked a librarian if they had any books on 'Different noise levels'.
The librarian said "Sure!! What volume would you like?"
Librarians love a good joke...
They always get the reference!
The one time I took a librarian on a date, she cost me a bloody fortune.
My own fault though, I kept her out too long.
What does a librarian use to fish.
What do you call a Dragon Librarian?
A woman walks up to a librarian and asks, "Do you have any books on Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat?"
The librarian replies, "It rings a bell, but I don't know if it's here or not."
I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's dog and Schrödinger's cat...
She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
What’s a librarians favourite food?
I tried to make a reservation at the school library. The librarian say I couldn't.
They were completely booked.
I asked a librarian if she had a book about Turtles.
She said hardback? I said yeah with a little head.
Why can't a librarian go on a weekday lunch date?
What did the frog say to the librarian when he returned his books?
Deaf librarian
I think my librarian is deaf. I asked where the Harry Potter books were, and she told me. But all I see here is books about Bigfoot playing golf.
A guy goes into a library and asks about books on premature ejaculation. The librarian tells him the book is checked out til next week.
The guy comes in the next day looking for the books again but quickly apologizes. Sorry I came early.
Our new librarian is very polite and I think she is Italian...
I took a book back that was months overdue, but rather than charging me, she just said, "That's-a-fine."
I had a job as a Librarian...
but I found the work quiet demanding.
Heard about the Librarian who fell victim to falling bookshelves?
When the librarian bumped her head...
she had no one to blame apart from her shelf
Kids got this shirt last day of school from librarian
I asked the librarian if they had any books about romantic proposals.
What do you call a librarian dog?
I asked the librarian if she could show me to the self-help section
She said that would defeat the purpose
How did the librarian get so strong
So I asked the librarian where were the books on paranoia?
"Right behind you." She whispered.
I asked the librarian where the books on paranoia are kept.
She whispered "They're right behind you".
I asked the librarian if she had any books on paranoia.
She said "They're right behind you!"
I asked the librarian if books on paranoia were available.
She look up and whispered, “They’re right behind you.”
I asked the librarian if the library had any books about paranoia.
She whispered, "They're right behind you..."
I asked the librarian if there were any books about paranoia in the library
She whispered , "They're right behind you..."
I asked the librarian for a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrödinger's cat.
She said it rang a bell but she didn't know if it was there or not.
I asked the librarian if they had any books on Noise Reduction Levels
She said "Sure, what volume ?"
I asked the librarian where the books on engine lubrication were located.
She said they were in the non-friction section.
I once took a librarian on a date, she cost me a fortune.
My own fault though, I kept her out too long.
I asked the librarian if she knew of any authors who wrote dinosaur novels
She said, “Try Sarah Topps”
I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's dog and Schrodinger's cat...
She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
I asked the librarian if the library had any books about paranoia.
She whispered, "They're right behind you..."
What does a librarian chicken say?
Book book book book book.
What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?
I asked the librarian if they had any books about paranoia
She looked up and quietly replied, “they’re right behind you.”
Our new librarian is very polite and I think she is Italian...
I've just taken a book back that was months overdue but, rather than charging me, she just said, "That's-a-fine."
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