Teacher: How does Juliet maintain constant body temperature? Class: Ummm..... Teacher: Romeostatis
Teacher: What did one daughter cell say to the other daughter cell when she stepped on her toe?
Teacher: That's my toe sis! (Mitosis)
"Yes, my master, I have."
"And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the stones without taking anything out of its proper place?"
"Yes, my master, I have witnessed it."
"And the moon, when it touches the calm water to reflect all its enormous beauty?"
"Yes, my master, I have also seen this marvelous phenomenon."
"That is the problem. You keep watching all this shit instead of training."
That's where I draw the line.
is what they were bangin
She couldn’t control her pupils.
I wanted to date my math teacher to have a chance of looking at her tan lines. But I cant, cos its was a sin.
So, I gave her 2 pictures.
When he retired, he bought a boat and named it Aftermath.
So instead, a subreddit.
Because their joke didn't get a reaction.
After that, our teacher became ruthless
He was a private tutor.
I always use incognito mode.
Student: "Sir, someone nutted on the floor!"
Me: *Begins to get angry* *Turns around... there's a hex nut on the floor*
Me: "Well played."
Kid: "Yeah, my dog ate it. How'd you know dogs were my best interest?"
She was able to cosine.
She said “congrats!”
I replied “thanks, it means a lot”
Student: Mike Tyson eaths oaths for breakfasth every morning
Edit: made this up today, have merthy on my thoul
You may think it’s A minor offense, but the punishment could B major
She took the rhombus.
When I glanced over the assignment , I noticed one of the problems was missing.
I waved down the teacher, and he came over and said, "Everything looking good?"
I said, "I don't see a problem here."
He looked at me and said, "Great!" and walked away.
He starts by telling you that you shall not pass.
He got a head
I told her it was surreal
It was tearable
He substituted his wife for an ex.
Because they love radicals.
(Sorry if this has been done before, this is my first post on this sub)
They were always a bit sketchy.
"It'll be grated on a curve."
I told her "I Ms. your teacher too."
Was told by a friend's father!
He is a great Sensei, but he's not very skilled at the marital arts.
One minds the train while the other trains the mind.
No idea why the school hired him.
I said: While I was camping it began to rain hard so I ran intermittent.
So today, a subreddit.