So I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?"
He said "How flexible are you?". I said "I can't make Tuesdays".
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︎ Jan 13 2021
What did the frenchman think about his skydiving instructor?
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︎ Dec 02 2020
On the first day of my flying lessons, I looked down nervously and asked my instructor, βWhat are all these buttons for?β
βThey are to keep your shirt done upβ he replied.
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︎ Dec 15 2020
Did you know Cardi B has a sister whoβs a fitness instructor?
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︎ Oct 30 2020
What did the yoga instructor say when he was asked to leave the building?
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︎ Oct 28 2020
I had to quit my job as a deep sea diver instructor.
The pressure was too much.
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︎ Aug 11 2020
My sewing instructor thinks Iβm the worst student she has ever seen.
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︎ Jul 30 2020
My army instructor told me he didnβt see me at camouflage practice today.
βThank you, sir!β I replied.
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︎ Aug 07 2020
After an argument, my cooking instructor wants me to stew goose feathers gently below or just at the boiling point...
She wants me to simmer down!
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︎ Jul 30 2020
What did the socially distanced yoga instructor say to her students
Nama stay six feet apart from people
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︎ Aug 17 2020
The other day my yoga instructor was drunk
It put me in quite an awkward position
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︎ May 30 2020
I thought taking a job as a ski instructor would be great.
But it really went downhill fast.
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︎ Feb 08 2020
The instructor in my self defence class told me that the most effective place to kick a man is near his knees.
Personally, I think itβs nuts.
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︎ Apr 01 2019
Canadians make some of the greatest karate instructors.
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︎ May 03 2020
I started dating my yoga instructor.
Now we're friends with zenefits.
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︎ Feb 28 2020
My Wing Chun instructor makes me bring him meals as part of my training.
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︎ May 12 2020
What did the yoga instructor say in response to the eviction notice?
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︎ Mar 31 2020
What did the stubborn man say when the yoga instructor tried to get hm to leave?
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︎ Apr 08 2020
I quit my job as a scuba diving instructor the first day I was hired.
Deep down, I realized it wasnβt for me.
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︎ Oct 12 2019
I signed up for Yoga, and our new instructor is awesome.
She really bends over backwards for us.
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︎ Jul 25 2019
I asked my skydiving instructor what I should do if my parachute doesn't work. He said when it comes to that, we'll figure it out on the fly.
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︎ Nov 17 2019
(At yoga class) Instructor: "Any requests?"
Student 1: "Left quads please, and left shin"
Student 2: "Never forget left day"
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︎ Oct 30 2019
If I ever became a scuba instructor that did group dives...
Iβd like to be referred to as the βwetting planner.β
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︎ Oct 24 2019
I applied for a job as an Instructor at a Scuba Diving center... The interviewer asked me if I can work well under pressure
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︎ Jul 13 2019
What kind of car does a karate instructor drive?
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︎ Nov 07 2019
Instructor: Welcome to Salsa Class. Let's learn how to dance.
Me (hiding a bag of tortilla chips): There's been a misunderstanding.
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︎ Jun 22 2019
Why did the locksmith have a side job as a piano instructor?
He always knows the right key
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︎ Nov 08 2019
The clown and the parachute instructor
On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a clown listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet.
The clown asked, βHow am I supposed to know when IβΒΒm at 300 feet?β
βThatβs a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground.β
After pondering his answer, the clown asked, βWhat happens if thereβs no one there I know?β
https://bestcleanfunnyjokes.com/the-clown-and-the-parachute-instructor/
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︎ Sep 29 2019
Why can't you trust yoga instructors?
Because everything they do is quite a stretch.
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︎ Jun 02 2019
My instructor doesnβt think Iβm cut out to be a mime.
It must have been something I said.
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︎ May 16 2018
What is a bearded martial arts instructor's favorite bubble gum?
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︎ Aug 06 2019
I've opened a gym, where the instructors would go from door to door, to tell people about the benefits of joining it.
I've named it Jehovah's Fitness.
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︎ Jan 16 2019
Why are karate instructors easily upset
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︎ Apr 18 2019
Why did the guitar instructor go to prison?
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︎ Nov 29 2018
I did yoga the other day, it was so much fun when the instructor told us to leave..
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︎ May 31 2019
A yoga instructor Barbie comes with a KenGuru
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︎ Jun 04 2019
I just started dating my fitness instructor.
I really hope she works out.
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︎ Apr 05 2019
I was kicked out of the gym for fighting with my step aerobics instructor, but I donβt care.
She isnβt my real aerobics instructor.
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︎ Jan 05 2019
The marine instructor told us to stand down at the firing range, so I unloaded my weapon.
Yes, it was a strange time to masturbate and eventually lead to my dishonorable discharge.
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︎ Mar 09 2019
I asked my dad if I should quit my current job to be a pilates instructor instead.
He said to me, "son, that move will need some big balls."
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︎ Feb 13 2019
The first day of flying class, I looked down nervously and asked my instructor, βWow! What are all these buttons for?β
He said, βThey are used to keep your shirt closed.β
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︎ Nov 19 2020
My sewing instructor just told me that Iβm the worst student she has ever seen.
π︎ 14k
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︎ Jan 02 2020
I quit my job as a scuba diving instructor after my first day at work.
Deep down I realized it wasnβt for me.
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︎ Dec 07 2019
Did you know Cardi B has a sister whoβs a fitness instructor
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︎ Sep 22 2019
I just quit my job as a scuba diving instructor.
Deep down, I realized it wasnβt for me.
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︎ Aug 09 2019
I asked my gym instructor if he could teach me to do the splits. He said how flexible are you? I said I canβt do Fridays.
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︎ Sep 07 2019
What did the yoga instructor say to his Mom she tried to leave?
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︎ Oct 04 2019
The instructor in my self defense class told me that the most effective place to kick a man is near his knees.
Personally, I think itβs nuts
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︎ Sep 21 2019
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