Flight Instructor Puns

We were on our way back home after doing some landing training on a nearby airfield when he said:

"Wow, time sure flies!"

Backstory: I'm a flight instructor, and I was teaching one of my students about the "Area Forecast". We were going through which areas of the country the forecast covered, and in addition to a bunch of states, there's a few lakes, like Lake Superior, Lake Michigan, Lake Huron, etc.

Her: "Why are these lakes included in the forecast?"

Me: "Because they're pretty great."

Additional backstory: I will be a dad of 2 in less than a month.

I work at an airport. I had been fueling for a bit when a local flight instructor came in asking for fuel right as I sat down for breakfast.

"Hey man. Can I get some fuel for my plane?"

"Dude, you saw me just sit down to eat my clementine," I said jokingly.

"What, do you have a special break for eating those things?"

To which I replied, "Yeah, I call it clementime."

Needless to say, my girlfriend is probably leaving me for that one.