What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?
What can a mosquito do that a fly cannot?
A mosquito can fly, but a fly cannot mosquito.
When geese fly in a V, why is one side of th V always longer than the other side?
There's more geese on that side.
A fly feels a bug on it's back. "Hey bug on my back, are you a mite?"
"I mite be !!" giggles the mite.
"That's the worst pun I've ever heard" groans the fly.
"What do you expect?" says the mite. "I came up with it on the fly. "
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew of the bay, they'd be bagles.
When migrating birds fly in the shape of a V, do you know why one side is always longer than the other?
That side has more birds.
What do you call a fly that lost it's wings...
I was milking a cow and a fly flew in its ear.
I thought, that’s weird, I just kept milking. A while later, the same fly showed up in the milk bucket. I guess that’s what they say: in one ear, out the udder.
Edit: corrected an udder failure.
Why do birds fly south ?
Cause it’s too far to walk
Caution: Tinder meetups can cause sparks to fly
Don't worry though, they're harmless without any matches
A giant fly has attacked the local police...
Police have called SWAT team.
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
I'm making a new documentary series on how to fly an aeroplane
We're currently filming the pilot
Went to the shops and bought some fly spray.
Sprayed it all over me....Still can't bloody fly.
Pretty fly for a white guy
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Why can't penguins fly?
They're too short to be pilots.
There's a giant fly attacking the police station
Don't worry, I've called in the SWAT team
Mart Mc Fly traveling into the Star Wars universe be like,
My wife said there was a large fly buzzing around our bedroom and told me to go kill it. I rolled my eyes and said she should call 911. She asked why.
I responded: So they can send the swat team.
Why does the seagull fly over the sea and not the bay?
Because then it would be the baygull. (Not my joke)
What do you call a pelican that doesn’t fly?
I thought Lord Of The Flies was about entomology,
It really bugs me that it isnt.
Behold! Mike Pumpkence! Real fly included!
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day.
Push him out of the plane at 30,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
What has questionable principles and flies?
Mike pence during tonight’s debate.
Two flies are playing football on a saucer
They’re practicing for the cup
What’s the only kind of bagel that knows how to fly?
Crane flies are optimists.
They're always looking on the bright side.
Why did the momma plane say the son plane couldn't fly?
You can catch a lot of flys with honey
But you'll catch more honeys being fly
What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?
What do you call a paper airplane that doesn't fly?
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be baygulls.
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana
When ducks fly in a V one side is always longer. Do you know the reason?
Time flies like an arrow, ...
..but, fruit flies like a banana.
What do you call a fly with no Wings?
What do you call a fly with no wings?
Time flies like an arrow
but fruit flies like a banana
Why is one side longer then the other when ducks fly in a V?
Because there’s more ducks on that side
When geese fly in a V formation, one side is always longer than the other. Do you know why that is?
There are more birds on that side.
Time flys like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana
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