What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?
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Time fly!
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οΈ Dec 01 2020
What can a mosquito do that a fly cannot?
A mosquito can fly, but a fly cannot mosquito.
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οΈ Jan 14 2021
When geese fly in a V, why is one side of th V always longer than the other side?
There's more geese on that side.
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οΈ Jan 12 2021
A fly feels a bug on it's back. "Hey bug on my back, are you a mite?"
"I mite be !!" giggles the mite.
"That's the worst pun I've ever heard" groans the fly.
"What do you expect?" says the mite. "I came up with it on the fly. "
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οΈ Jan 04 2021
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew of the bay, they'd be bagles.
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οΈ Dec 26 2020
When migrating birds fly in the shape of a V, do you know why one side is always longer than the other?
That side has more birds.
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οΈ Jan 02 2021
What do you call a fly that lost it's wings...
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οΈ Jan 11 2021
I was milking a cow and a fly flew in its ear.
I thought, thatβs weird, I just kept milking. A while later, the same fly showed up in the milk bucket. I guess thatβs what they say: in one ear, out the udder.
Edit: corrected an udder failure.
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οΈ Dec 13 2020
For fly fishing
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οΈ Nov 12 2020
Why do birds fly south ?
Cause itβs too far to walk
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οΈ Jan 01 2021
Caution: Tinder meetups can cause sparks to fly
Don't worry though, they're harmless without any matches
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οΈ Jan 06 2021
A giant fly has attacked the local police...
Police have called SWAT team.
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οΈ Aug 02 2020
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
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οΈ Dec 08 2020
I'm making a new documentary series on how to fly an aeroplane
We're currently filming the pilot
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οΈ Jul 07 2020
Went to the shops and bought some fly spray.
Sprayed it all over me....Still can't bloody fly.
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οΈ Dec 13 2020
Pretty fly for a white guy
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οΈ Oct 08 2020
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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οΈ Nov 27 2020
Why can't penguins fly?
They're too short to be pilots.
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οΈ Dec 08 2020
There's a giant fly attacking the police station
Don't worry, I've called in the SWAT team
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οΈ Nov 17 2020
Mart Mc Fly traveling into the Star Wars universe be like,
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οΈ Nov 28 2020
Fly high
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οΈ Oct 22 2020
My wife said there was a large fly buzzing around our bedroom and told me to go kill it. I rolled my eyes and said she should call 911. She asked why.
I responded: So they can send the swat team.
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οΈ Sep 18 2020
Why does the seagull fly over the sea and not the bay?
Because then it would be the baygull. (Not my joke)
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οΈ Nov 27 2020
What do you call a pelican that doesnβt fly?
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οΈ Nov 28 2020
I thought Lord Of The Flies was about entomology,
It really bugs me that it isnt.
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οΈ Nov 05 2020
Behold! Mike Pumpkence! Real fly included!
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οΈ Oct 27 2020
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day.
Push him out of the plane at 30,000 feet and heβll fly for the rest of his life.
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οΈ Nov 19 2020
What has questionable principles and flies?
Mike pence during tonightβs debate.
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οΈ Oct 08 2020
Two flies are playing football on a saucer
Theyβre practicing for the cup
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οΈ Nov 11 2020
Whatβs the only kind of bagel that knows how to fly?
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οΈ Nov 11 2020
Crane flies are optimists.
They're always looking on the bright side.
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οΈ Nov 27 2020
Why did the momma plane say the son plane couldn't fly?
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οΈ Nov 18 2020
You can catch a lot of flys with honey
But you'll catch more honeys being fly
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οΈ Nov 07 2020
What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?
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οΈ Dec 31 2020
What do you call a paper airplane that doesn't fly?
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οΈ Dec 31 2020
Why do Birds Fly South?
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οΈ Nov 06 2020
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
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οΈ Nov 28 2020
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be baygulls.
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οΈ Dec 13 2020
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
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οΈ Dec 18 2020
Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana
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οΈ Dec 22 2020
When ducks fly in a V one side is always longer. Do you know the reason?
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οΈ Nov 28 2020
Time flies like an arrow, ...
..but, fruit flies like a banana.
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οΈ Dec 16 2020
What do you call a fly with no Wings?
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οΈ Nov 11 2020
What do you call a fly with no wings?
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οΈ Dec 15 2020
Time flies like an arrow
but fruit flies like a banana
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οΈ Oct 15 2020
Why is one side longer then the other when ducks fly in a V?
Because thereβs more ducks on that side
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οΈ Dec 09 2020
When geese fly in a V formation, one side is always longer than the other. Do you know why that is?
There are more birds on that side.
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οΈ Oct 29 2020
Time flys like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana
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οΈ Oct 13 2020
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