What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Seven_Arcadian
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Time fly!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hello_stranger-
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What can a mosquito do that a fly cannot?

A mosquito can fly, but a fly cannot mosquito.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudecancode
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When geese fly in a V, why is one side of th V always longer than the other side?

There's more geese on that side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0cora86
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A fly feels a bug on it's back. "Hey bug on my back, are you a mite?"

"I mite be !!" giggles the mite.

"That's the worst pun I've ever heard" groans the fly.

"What do you expect?" says the mite. "I came up with it on the fly. "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew of the bay, they'd be bagles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
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When migrating birds fly in the shape of a V, do you know why one side is always longer than the other?

That side has more birds.

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What do you call a fly that lost it's wings...

A walk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Altair78
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I was milking a cow and a fly flew in its ear.

I thought, that’s weird, I just kept milking. A while later, the same fly showed up in the milk bucket. I guess that’s what they say: in one ear, out the udder.

Edit: corrected an udder failure.

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For fly fishing
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DRAWKWARD79
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Why do birds fly south ?

Cause it’s too far to walk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedMusical
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Caution: Tinder meetups can cause sparks to fly

Don't worry though, they're harmless without any matches

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A giant fly has attacked the local police...

Police have called SWAT team.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coffeeaficionado_
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Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.

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I'm making a new documentary series on how to fly an aeroplane

We're currently filming the pilot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
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Went to the shops and bought some fly spray.

Sprayed it all over me....Still can't bloody fly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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Pretty fly for a white guy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlackBleedingGray
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How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2. They'll fit.

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Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to be pilots.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YDAQ
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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There's a giant fly attacking the police station

Don't worry, I've called in the SWAT team

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techtornado
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Mart Mc Fly traveling into the Star Wars universe be like,

Man, De Lorain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Peterd3d
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Fly high
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My wife said there was a large fly buzzing around our bedroom and told me to go kill it. I rolled my eyes and said she should call 911. She asked why.

I responded: So they can send the swat team.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OfficerBarbier
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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Why does the seagull fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because then it would be the baygull. (Not my joke)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wilander494
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What do you call a pelican that doesn’t fly?

A pelican’t

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πŸ‘€︎ u/juicy-tomato
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I thought Lord Of The Flies was about entomology,

It really bugs me that it isnt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/funsized_fireball
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Behold! Mike Pumpkence! Real fly included!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/biffpow8
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day.

Push him out of the plane at 30,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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What has questionable principles and flies?

Mike pence during tonight’s debate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anddditburns
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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Two flies are playing football on a saucer

They’re practicing for the cup

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matt3526
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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What’s the only kind of bagel that knows how to fly?

A plain bagel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrtipinfold
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Crane flies are optimists.

They're always looking on the bright side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeeSeaBayBee
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Why did the momma plane say the son plane couldn't fly?

Because it was grounded.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Atxflyguy83
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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You can catch a lot of flys with honey

But you'll catch more honeys being fly

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scottdetweiler
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What do you call a paper airplane that doesn't fly?

Stationery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrjaxson1111
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Why do Birds Fly South?

Cuz they can't walk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HydropowerEnergy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiranamisu
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay they'd be baygulls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperKnight1426
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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Why do birds fly south for the winter?

It's too far to walk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaneywest
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Time flies like an arrow

Fruit flies like a banana

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaxerfp
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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When ducks fly in a V one side is always longer. Do you know the reason?

More ducks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SimplisticAnswer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Time flies like an arrow, ...

..but, fruit flies like a banana.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WarClicks
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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What do you call a fly with no Wings?

A walk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TeeJeeE
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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What do you call a fly with no wings?

A Walk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TPifer78
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Time flies like an arrow

but fruit flies like a banana

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J_YoUnGaN
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Why is one side longer then the other when ducks fly in a V?

Because there’s more ducks on that side

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evanpatrick2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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When geese fly in a V formation, one side is always longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

There are more birds on that side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkinDeep69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Time flys like an arrow

Fruit flies like a banana

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