What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Seven_Arcadian
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Time fly!
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hello_stranger-
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What can a mosquito do that a fly cannot?

A mosquito can fly, but a fly cannot mosquito.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dudecancode
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When geese fly in a V, why is one side of th V always longer than the other side?

There's more geese on that side.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/0cora86
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A fly feels a bug on it's back. "Hey bug on my back, are you a mite?"

"I mite be !!" giggles the mite.

"That's the worst pun I've ever heard" groans the fly.

"What do you expect?" says the mite. "I came up with it on the fly. "

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew of the bay, they'd be bagles.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/professorf
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When migrating birds fly in the shape of a V, do you know why one side is always longer than the other?

That side has more birds.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TaliskerLabradoodle
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What do you call a fly that lost it's wings...

A walk.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Altair78
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I was milking a cow and a fly flew in its ear.

I thought, that’s weird, I just kept milking. A while later, the same fly showed up in the milk bucket. I guess that’s what they say: in one ear, out the udder.

Edit: corrected an udder failure.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cerebolic-parabellum
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For fly fishing
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DRAWKWARD79
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Why do birds fly south ?

Cause it’s too far to walk

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RedMusical
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Caution: Tinder meetups can cause sparks to fly

Don't worry though, they're harmless without any matches

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Assregionalmanager
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A giant fly has attacked the local police...

Police have called SWAT team.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Coffeeaficionado_
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Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Matthew_the_cashew69
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I'm making a new documentary series on how to fly an aeroplane

We're currently filming the pilot

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HellsJuggernaut
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Went to the shops and bought some fly spray.

Sprayed it all over me....Still can't bloody fly.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
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Pretty fly for a white guy
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BlackBleedingGray
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How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2. They'll fit.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Passion8lyApathetic
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Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to be pilots.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/YDAQ
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There's a giant fly attacking the police station

Don't worry, I've called in the SWAT team

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/techtornado
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Mart Mc Fly traveling into the Star Wars universe be like,

Man, De Lorain

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Peterd3d
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Fly high
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Klutzy-Bandicoot-685
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My wife said there was a large fly buzzing around our bedroom and told me to go kill it. I rolled my eyes and said she should call 911. She asked why.

I responded: So they can send the swat team.

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Why does the seagull fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because then it would be the baygull. (Not my joke)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Wilander494
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What do you call a pelican that doesn’t fly?

A pelican’t

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/juicy-tomato
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I thought Lord Of The Flies was about entomology,

It really bugs me that it isnt.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/funsized_fireball
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Behold! Mike Pumpkence! Real fly included!
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/biffpow8
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Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day.

Push him out of the plane at 30,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rocknocker
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What has questionable principles and flies?

Mike pence during tonight’s debate.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Anddditburns
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Two flies are playing football on a saucer

They’re practicing for the cup

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/matt3526
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What’s the only kind of bagel that knows how to fly?

A plain bagel.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mrtipinfold
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Crane flies are optimists.

They're always looking on the bright side.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PeeSeaBayBee
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Why did the momma plane say the son plane couldn't fly?

Because it was grounded.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Atxflyguy83
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You can catch a lot of flys with honey

But you'll catch more honeys being fly

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary

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What do you call a paper airplane that doesn't fly?

Stationery

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mrjaxson1111
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Why do Birds Fly South?

Cuz they can't walk

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HydropowerEnergy
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Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tiranamisu
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay they'd be baygulls.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SuperKnight1426
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Why do birds fly south for the winter?

It's too far to walk.

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Time flies like an arrow

Fruit flies like a banana

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jaxerfp
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When ducks fly in a V one side is always longer. Do you know the reason?

More ducks

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SimplisticAnswer
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Time flies like an arrow, ...

..but, fruit flies like a banana.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WarClicks
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What do you call a fly with no Wings?

A walk

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TeeJeeE
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What do you call a fly with no wings?

A Walk

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TPifer78
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Time flies like an arrow

but fruit flies like a banana

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/J_YoUnGaN
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Why is one side longer then the other when ducks fly in a V?

Because there’s more ducks on that side

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/evanpatrick2
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When geese fly in a V formation, one side is always longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

There are more birds on that side.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SkinDeep69
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Time flys like an arrow

Fruit flies like a banana

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