A century ago, two brothers insisted that it was possible to fly ...
... and as you can see, they were Wright
What do you call a bunch of flies in a vacuum chamber?
Walks.
For those who didn't get it , it's okay , there's no pressure at all !
What do you call a paper plane that doesn't fly ?
Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana
The fly fishing tournament will not have spectators this year.
But it will be LIVE STREAMED.
What do you call a black man who flies a plane?
A pilot you racist rascal!
How many fire flies does it took too screw in a light bulb?
No one knows exactly, but it takes a lot. They aren't that bright.
What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?
A mosquito can fly but a fly can't mosquito.
My 11 year old daughter told me this one this evening lol.
What do you call a carrier pigeon that has become afraid to fly?
A man can fly
So there was a man and woman at a bar. The man says "I bet you 5 bucks this magic water will make me fly!" the woman clearly didn't believe him so she accepted the bet. Sure enough the man jumps off the roof and flies for a bit until he gently goes back to the ground. The girl was amazed! She said "You should market this stuff." "You could make millions!" Still in shock she asks for a drink. She takes a swig and a small crowd forms because this girl is about to jump off of a building. She jumps off and falls onto the pavement. The guy is laughing his head off. Suddenly someone shouts from the crowd "You're a mean drunk superman!"
Heard y’all like puns (flies were found dead, butter was found at the grocery store in the dairy isle)
What type of bagel can fly?
A plain bagel!
Credit to my 8 year old, I'm raising him right.
Why Do Seagulls Fly Over The Sea?
Because If They Flew Over The Bay They Would Be Bagels...
Over 100 years ago 2 brothers announced that they could fly.
Turns out, they were Wright.
What was the last thing to go through a fly's mind as he hit the windshield?
Why did the bird fly into the sea?
He was looking for a perch.
What does the Pope fly on?
Why do Russian airline pilots wear wet suits when they fly?
Because zey be flying in the Jetski's.
Not everyone is able to fly...
Pretty fly for a white guy
What do you call a fly without wings?
What’s large, green, and can’t fly?
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Bumblebees can fly higher than Mount Everest
Well, I don't think a mountain can fly, but you learn new things every day.
Borrowed from r/Awwducational so title is a fact
If pigs could fly, bacon would be leaner.
A giant fly has attacked the local police...
Police have called SWAT team.
What has 4 wheels and flies ?
What has 4 wheels and flies ?
I'm making a new documentary series on how to fly an aeroplane
We're currently filming the pilot
Time flies when you're having fun
Meanwhile one frog to another, "Times fun when you're having flies"
When geese fly in a V, why is one side of th V always longer than the other side?
There's more geese on that side.
A fly feels a bug on it's back. "Hey bug on my back, are you a mite?"
"I mite be !!" giggles the mite.
"That's the worst pun I've ever heard" groans the fly.
"What do you expect?" says the mite. "I came up with it on the fly. "
What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana
Why do seagulls fly by the sea?
Because if they flew by the bay, they’d be bagels.
What do you call a paper airplane that doesn’t fly?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay they would be baygulls.
what do you call a fly with no wings
What do you call a fly with no wings?
What do you call a fly with no wings
What do you call a Fly 🪰 with no wings??
There was a fly in my home.
So I called the SWAT team.
What do you call a fly with no wings?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew of the bay, they'd be bagles.
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