A class-y pun
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︎ Jan 22 2019
What do you call it when a 40 y/o woman wants to stop delivering babies for a living?
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︎ Jun 07 2021
Yβknow what really grinds my gears?
Malfunctioning machinery.
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︎ May 29 2021
I donβt always tell dad jokes yβknow.
But when I do, he always laughs.
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︎ Jun 06 2021
My 11 y.o. son getting ready for school: Why do you always keep your snowman happy?
So he doesn't have a meltdown.
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︎ May 06 2021
My 12 y/o son asked me what madturbation is.
I replied "i don't know but it will come in handy"
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︎ Jun 08 2021
Have y'all ever heard about the Spanish dog who could bark the word yes?
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︎ Jun 03 2021
Do y'know why divers roll off the boat backwards?
If they rolled forwards they'd still be in the boat!
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︎ May 25 2021
For all y'all Spanish speakers: QuΓ© comida es el mas mojado?
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︎ May 26 2021
y=mx+b jokes are fine, but..
At some point, we'll have to draw the line
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︎ Feb 27 2021
Let's see what y'all do to continue this
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︎ Feb 26 2021
Did y'all hear that Thanos has been committed to an insane asylum?
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︎ Apr 12 2021
first time posting here. (not a dad, just a 17 y/o kid)
Every time this queer couple lied to their son, he would see right through them.
>they were trans-parent.
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︎ Apr 02 2021
Yβall hear about that country barber who accepts venison as payment, but only does bowl cuts?
Says he just wants to give folks the most bangs for their buck.
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︎ Mar 11 2021
Heard yβall like puns (flies were found dead, butter was found at the grocery store in the dairy isle)
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︎ Mar 07 2021
Did y'all hear about that kidnapping at school?
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︎ Apr 19 2021
Can y'all guessππ
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︎ Dec 14 2020
Did yβall hear about the man on the bus?
He had his eye on a seat and a woman sat on it.
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︎ Apr 09 2021
Out-dadded by my 5 y/o niece
I'm staying at her mothers house, and she said, it's only 8:30 pm and everyone's already ready for bed.
My niece chimes in and says, "not me.", to which i respond, "You don't count."
Without missing a beat, she said, "Yes i do. One, two, three, four."
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︎ Oct 05 2020
I know that I've told y'all this before, but after not turning in his assignments and not coming to class all school year...
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︎ Apr 13 2021
A lil lunch pun for y'all
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︎ Jan 31 2021
2000βs kids are generation Z and 80βs-90βs kids are generation Y, if we keep going back we get to generation U.
If you have wine from that time is it genuine?
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︎ Apr 08 2021
It is I-C-Y outside
I-C-Y people want to stay indoors, next to the fire
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︎ Feb 09 2021
8 y/o, "Dad, what does the space needle sew?"
Me, "I dunno, what?"
Her, "The fabric of space time!"
She told me that while we were watching the new years show at the space needle lol.
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︎ Jan 13 2021
Hope a large fraction of y'all have a sense of humour
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︎ Jun 04 2020
Have y'all been to the new sausage restaurant yet?
To be quite Frank, it's the wurst.
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︎ Feb 03 2021
Yβall need better puns
I come to this subreddit everyday to get my fill of home baked dad jokes and some of these jokes are slackin. Let alone that most of them are puns!
Iβve already read ten puns today hoping that at least one of them would make me laugh but no pun in ten did!
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︎ Jan 02 2021
I heard y'all don't like bird jokes
This could get a little hawkward
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︎ Jan 24 2021
Did yβall know there no canaryβs in the Canary Islands? The Virgin Islands are the same!
There arenβt any canaryβs there either.
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︎ Feb 16 2021
I believe y is up
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︎ Jun 02 2020
Y'know, without tires,
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︎ Jan 30 2021
From my 13 y/o son
Heβs trying to cut a panini sandwich and said βThis knife is not gonna cut it.β
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︎ Dec 30 2020
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︎ Nov 27 2020
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
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︎ Dec 25 2020
Say "Happy Hole-y Days" instead of "Happy Groundhog day"
So that you include other later winter hole-based celebrations.
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︎ Feb 02 2021
Thatβs a sus-y meat-a-ball. ππΌππΌ
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︎ Oct 08 2020
Thought yβall might enjoy these illustrated puns I found on the back of my English lit class notes from high school π
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︎ Dec 20 2020
First, I posted this on r/jokes but it didn't get much love. Then I realized I posted it on the wrong joke sub. Y'all love the punny jokes, so here you go:
Why are lamb chops a thing? Why do we have a food named after a baby animal?
Would you ever eat something called puppy steak? Or kitten burger? Or chick fillet?
oh wait.........
Credit goes to Matt from Studio C
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︎ Dec 21 2020
A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
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︎ Dec 11 2019
Y'all ever hear of the Christmas alphabet?
ABCDEFGHIJK MNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
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︎ Dec 25 2020
you get it... y-you.. you get it?
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︎ Nov 23 2019
Here's a 50 y/o pun on a magnet
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︎ Aug 29 2020
Or is it a black bear-y tree?
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︎ Sep 08 2020
Didn't light up on SLPT, maybe y'all will like it.
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︎ Oct 15 2020
Scientists developed a male birth control gel but it only targets the X/Y chromosome
Theyre calling it "Son-Block"
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︎ Dec 06 2020
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︎ Oct 26 2020
Y'all hear about the kidnapping at school?
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︎ Apr 16 2021
A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
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