Beets me
they can now grow baked potatoes
A metatator.
That's all, thank you.
The potato asked the yam, "Wanna be my spudy?"
To which he replied, "We're a perfect mash, I already yam."
A suite potato!
nbd just a classic dad joker
he was sentenced to eternal yammnation
I was snapchatting a friend of mine and I started talking about this purple yam (or ube) cupcake I was eating
Friend: Is purple yam actually good?
Me: Yep! It's very yam-y
-6 seconds later-
Me: I'm sorry that was uncalled for.
I still haven't gotten a reply, so worth it though
Refer to god as the I Yam
(Forgive me 😬)
One is a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.
I think therefore I Yam.
Nothing, potatoes can't speak.
Because it's For a Yam!
In an alternate universe, God sends popeye down to speak to moses. When Moses asks Popeye who he is, he responds
"I yam who yam"
Walks out exlaiming "I am what I yam!"
It was my yam, me.
I YAM!
YAMS, BOYEEEEEEE!
I know I yam
Eye, Yam, Stew, Peed
We are called the Rap Scallions with our debut single “Pump up the Yams.”
John raises his hand, "I yam."
I said, “Yes, I yam”
"are you the father of these little sweet potatoes?" He says, " I yam"
“I think. Therefore, I yam.”
I have a special place where I do philosophy on behalf of a tuber friend of mine.
Basically, I think there for a yam.
Son: Eye
Father: Synonym for "sweet potato"?
Son: Yam
Father: Synonym for "casserole"?
Son: Stew
Father: Four-letter word, past tense of "to urinate"?
Son: Peed
Father: Hi Stupid, I'm Dad
Possibly the Yam-azon.
The Grand Yam.
An older dad came into my line and I asked him how he was doing. He says "I-" then gets the biggest smile on his face. He picks up his yam and waves it back and forth and says "I YAM doing alright!"
"Ya know, if they put out a warrant for your arrest for stealing those potatoes you would be on the yam."
Me: Digital Potato.
Youngest: WHAT!?
Eldest: What is that supposed to mean?
Me: iYam.
Bonus: Later that day eldest states she has the urge to replay Portal 2.
We're all sitting around eating thanksgiving dinner when my dad stops and exclaims, "Yam this is good!" We all had a good chuckle.
One’s a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.
The potato responds "I yam."
I think, therefore I yam.
