I'm a turnip, turned down. Concerned, but I don't carrot all. I am what I yam. What am I?

Beets me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DCCXXVIII
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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I think, therefore I yam
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yvngdicaprio
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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scientists have inserted the gene for THC into yams

they can now grow baked potatoes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/berninicaco3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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What do you call an introspective yam?

A metatator.

That's all, thank you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/levelologist
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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Will(yam) shake(spear)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/frogGuardian
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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A yam and a potato were walking down the road.

The potato asked the yam, "Wanna be my spudy?"

To which he replied, "We're a perfect mash, I already yam."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dasvott
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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Yam
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chaser456
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2018
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What do you call a yam in a hotel?

A suite potato!

nbd just a classic dad joker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spagharrett
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2014
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Did you hear about the guy who stole all the yams?

he was sentenced to eternal yammnation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrashBandioof420
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2018
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Yam-themed dadjoke, definitely as bad as you think

I was snapchatting a friend of mine and I started talking about this purple yam (or ube) cupcake I was eating

Friend: Is purple yam actually good?

Me: Yep! It's very yam-y

-6 seconds later-

Me: I'm sorry that was uncalled for.

I still haven't gotten a reply, so worth it though

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Madeofthumbs
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2013
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What’s the difference between a baked sweet potato and a forcefully flying pig?

One is a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Columbus_Explorer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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We all need a love like that
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aliciab12
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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What did potato say to the other potato?

Nothing, potatoes can't speak.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radoje17
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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An hour before 5 in the morning is the best time to cook a sweet potato.

Because it's For a Yam!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoodChadAndUgly
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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Here is a pun for all my bible reading friends

In an alternate universe, God sends popeye down to speak to moses. When Moses asks Popeye who he is, he responds
"I yam who yam"

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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A potato walks into a theripsists office

Walks out exlaiming "I am what I yam!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fat-bandit
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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she's my sweet potato
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolflambert
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2018
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I bought a sweet potato and named it after myself.

It was my yam, me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beyond_hate
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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I thought you'd like this one.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Psykonick
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2018
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Are you the guy who stole all the sweet potatoes?

I YAM!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ggfchl
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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Are you a vegetable?

'Cause I yam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrodyPie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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What is Flava Flav’s favorite holiday side dish?

YAMS, BOYEEEEEEE!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/velorouge75
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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Are you enjoying your sweet potatoes this Thanksgiving?

I know I yam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/braxistExtremist
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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Going to start a band for kids to raise the awareness of eating your vegetables.

We are called the Rap Scallions with our debut single β€œPump up the Yams.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeliciousRoreos
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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Can You Say These Four Words Out Loud Really Fast Without Getting Tongue Twisted?

Eye, Yam, Stew, Peed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hour4masterpiece
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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Guilty as charged
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iowafarmboy2011
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2016
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A teacher is taking roll call in a classroom of sweet potato students. The teacher asks "is John here?"

John raises his hand, "I yam."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KarateChop231
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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A woman walks up and says.....

"are you the father of these little sweet potatoes?" He says, " I yam"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superbrady1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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My girlfriend asked me if I was peeling sweet potatoes for Thanksgiving dinner.

I said, β€œYes, I yam”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vanilla_Milkshaq
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2018
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What was the first thing the sentient potato said?

β€œI think. Therefore, I yam.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cananbaum
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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A Place for Philosophy

I have a special place where I do philosophy on behalf of a tuber friend of mine.

Basically, I think there for a yam.

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Father: Homophone for "I"?

Son: Eye

Father: Synonym for "sweet potato"?

Son: Yam

Father: Synonym for "casserole"?

Son: Stew

Father: Four-letter word, past tense of "to urinate"?

Son: Peed

Father: Hi Stupid, I'm Dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/v310city
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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Sweet Potatoes originated in South America

Possibly the Yam-azon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mikilt22
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2017
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TIL Pontiac Grand Am's were originally only sold in one color burnt orange.

The Grand Yam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vitamanpanguins81
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2017
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Got dad joked at work today.

An older dad came into my line and I asked him how he was doing. He says "I-" then gets the biggest smile on his face. He picks up his yam and waves it back and forth and says "I YAM doing alright!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EndlessOwls
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2014
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I work at a grocery store and a guy came through my line with his wife. He forgot to put his sweet potatoes on the belt and I make a crack about him stealing food. His wife then said,

"Ya know, if they put out a warrant for your arrest for stealing those potatoes you would be on the yam."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMortar93
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2016
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What did the sweet potato philosopher say?

I think, therefore I yam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clitbeastwood
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2015
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Got my daughters with this one: Eldest: Dad are you ready to go yet?

Me: Digital Potato.

Youngest: WHAT!?

Eldest: What is that supposed to mean?

Me: iYam.

Bonus: Later that day eldest states she has the urge to replay Portal 2.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skarkroe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2014
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Thanksgiving dinner

We're all sitting around eating thanksgiving dinner when my dad stops and exclaims, "Yam this is good!" We all had a good chuckle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EvTheSmev
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2013
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I dropped a bunch of canned sweet potatoes before the store opened today while stocking shelves;

My coworker hollered "uh oh!"

I responded with a boisterous "YAM IT!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Miriahification
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2014
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My Dad The Sailor Man

Most Thanksgivings, my dad drops this gem whenever somebody passes him the yams.

"I yams what I yams, and that's all that I yams."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/generalgrizzle
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2014
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What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig.

One’s a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jspilot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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I am a sweet potato

Therefore I yam

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One potato looks to another potato and says "Are you a sweet potato?"

The potato responds "I yam."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheNefelivata
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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