My wife said she dreamt of Mai Tais last night

I told her, "you don't own any ties though"

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2016
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The ultimate fusion restaurant.

I have a great idea for a restaurant Mexican and Taiwanese fusion.

Tai-Juan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vorenthral
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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The most expensive diamond in 2017 sold for $71.2 million USD

to Hong Kong-based jewelry retailer Chu Tai Fook. Over the last few months as the protests in Hong Kong have become heated Mr. Chu has been on the side of the government which has caught the eye of the international gem dealers, causing him to become a bit of a pariah.

The diamond went up for sale his and the Chinese government wanted to ensure that world's most expensive gem got a fair price. Mr. Chu approached Southerby's who was hesitant to get involved in what could be deemed a political gem sale. Despite his protests none of the world's leading auction houses the answer was always the same, they would not do the auction. This is when president Xi Jiping got involved to ensure that some good news could come out of China.

Last week it was reported that Rick Harrison, from Pawn Stars, had approached Xi Jinping saying that he would hold the diamond but couldn't promise more than $500 USD from the sale of the pendant. This infuriated the Chinese president threatened to take down the reality TV star, but Harrison was adamant telling Mr. Pooh, "If Chu wished to pawn the star, makes no difference who you are"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Poortio
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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What kind of martial arts do cows like best?

Mooy Tai

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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French Fry
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirEviscerate
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2018
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How do you call an asian who's always late?

Wong Tai Ming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Prace_Ace
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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Is this your drink?

I can’t tell if it’s your tai, or mai tai.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/montanamobay
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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Learn Chinese in 5 min

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES (You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)...

  1. Thats not right........ Sum Ting Wong
  2. Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding
  3. See me ASAP............. Kum Hia Nao
  4. Stupid Man...................... Dum Fuk
  5. Small horse... Tai Ni Po Ni
  6. Did you go to the beach?... Wai Yu So Tan
  7. I bumped in to a coffee table... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
  8. I think you need a face lift... Chin Tu Fat
  9. It's very dark in here... Wao So Dim
  10. I thought you were on a diet... Wai Yu Mun Ching
  11. This is a tow away zone... No Pah King
  12. staying out of sight... Lei Ying Lo
  13. He's cleaning his automobile... Wa Shing Ka
  14. Your body odor is offensive... Yu Stin Ki Pu
  15. Great... Fa Kin Su Pah
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πŸ‘€︎ u/edg0023
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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What do you call a tranquil chip?

A Tai Cheeto.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cheeto92
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2018
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What do you call a Taiwanese magician?

Tai-wand.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2017
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