I've been having an affair with my wife's siamese twin.

We're doing it behind her front.

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Dad: β€œThose siamese twins must have a great relationship.”

Me: β€œwhy’s that?”

Dad: β€œbecause they’re joined at the hip.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlionbad
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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A man walks into a fancy seafood restaurant with his recently deceased Siamese fighting fish and asked the chef to cook it for him

The chef told the man that he has bigger fish to fry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nonresidentialdot
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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My sister and I are Siamese twins

I'm quite attached to her

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kafka30
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2017
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My dad always told me his dream was to open a store that only sold Siamese fighting fish..

And he'd name it "I'll Do You One Betta"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SchwiftyInHere
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2016
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Goldfish are good pets, but...

Siamese fighting fish are Betta!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DreadMoor
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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Do you?
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2018
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What do you call identical cats?

Siamese twins

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fartingtelepath
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2018
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Yes, I cat call. And I won't apologize for it.

I don't care if it's Tabby, Siamese, persian or even mixed breed. If I see a cat, I'm calling it over to me. And petting it too, if I can.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maax42_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2018
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I asked my co-worker what he was having for dinner.

Bob: "Siamese rice." Me: "Aww, that's too bad. Is it all stuck together?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/filthy_bloomers
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2017
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When visiting my grandpa in the hospital

I was visiting my grandpa in the hospital and he got a CT Scan and lab work done.

He said: " They ran me over with a Siamese cat and a labrador retriever. "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kidgun
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2014
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