My friend boasted that he domesticates cats from Africa for a living. I stopped by his work, and he was working with house cats...

He's a lyin' tamer.

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📅︎ Apr 28 2020
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Just got my grandfather

As he's telling my grandmother about done tests he'll have to have done on his knee he mentioned a PET scan. My grandmother asked what it was and I jumped in just in time to say,

"It's like a CAT scan, but more domesticated."

My grandfather was proud.

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📅︎ Apr 22 2015
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