So far for States I have: Catifornia North and South Catolina Oklahomeow Oregato Furorida Mew York, Jersey, Hampshire, Mexico Connectikitty β
For cities I have: Mew York Kitty Felinedelphia San Digato Mewmphis Chigato San Furanciso Indianapawlis Clawmbusβ
Im not kitten...
I need some good cat puns right meow, entertain me
Mice cream cake
We recently discovered mice in our pantry. Everyoneβs advice? Get a cat. Apparently they are stone cold killers.
We made some calls and learned from our vet that they had two cats that need to be rehomed. I agreed to take them sight unseen. I think itβs a boy and girl but I donβt actually know. We pick them up next week.
We want to instill the right spirit into our mercenaries by naming them after famous murderers, but want to lighten the mood with puns.
So far we have come up with Jeffrey Paw-er but we are certain our Reddit friends can do better. We need male and female options. I understand one cat is black and the other is a brown mix.
We need help coming up with names, anyone up for the challenge??
When you have to step over the poodles
βOne Two Threeβ because βUn Deux Troisβ cat sank.
A cheetah!
I almost stepped in a poodle.
but Anne Hathaway
Weapons of mouse destruction.
Only trouble is, every time my wife strokes it, I stick my ass in the air.
It was clear she thought the cat understood her.
I came inside and told my dog. We had a good laugh about that.
Purr-ple.
Donβt ask me-ow.
Its pawsible, very pawsible.
She said it rang a bell but she didn't know if it was there or not.
...he even has the claws.
Look, sometimes you have to call a spayed a spayed.
To the purrgatory.
"I didn't know it was on fire."
MeOw
he wonβt shut up about Mao
Her plans have been foiled.
Nothing, they're both felines
They both like Yarrrrrr'n
The librarian replies, "It rings a bell, but I don't know if it's here or not."
Don't ask meow.
Coz he was in a good mew-ood
Seriously, they freak meowt.
Cat puns really freak meowt. I'm not kitten here...
