Not enough Christian furry cat puns around here.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nukes_or_aliens
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Came across this, looking for any other words that can be turned into cat puns. Any ideas? reddit.com/r/catpuns/comm…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WispyNarwhal
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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Cat Puns never end
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebeastyboi75
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[Pun request] Need a List of Cat Puns For US Cities and States

So far for States I have: Catifornia North and South Catolina Oklahomeow Oregato Furorida Mew York, Jersey, Hampshire, Mexico Connectikitty ​

For cities I have: Mew York Kitty Felinedelphia San Digato Mewmphis Chigato San Furanciso Indianapawlis Clawmbus​

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πŸ‘€︎ u/namtag24
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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Cats puns be like
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hensor_brosen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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*insert cat pun here*
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πŸ‘€︎ u/An-old-potato
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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Classic cat pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jothebest75
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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Cat puns freak Meowt...

Im not kitten...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vahn1982
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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Can anyone think of good cat puns?

I need some good cat puns right meow, entertain me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Catsaiah
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2016
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Be clawful of these CATastrophic cat puns! [facebook]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/keemsters
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What do cats eat on their birthdays?

Mice cream cake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bhengz23
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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Cat love
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We need help naming some murderous cats.

We recently discovered mice in our pantry. Everyone’s advice? Get a cat. Apparently they are stone cold killers.

We made some calls and learned from our vet that they had two cats that need to be rehomed. I agreed to take them sight unseen. I think it’s a boy and girl but I don’t actually know. We pick them up next week.

We want to instill the right spirit into our mercenaries by naming them after famous murderers, but want to lighten the mood with puns.

So far we have come up with Jeffrey Paw-er but we are certain our Reddit friends can do better. We need male and female options. I understand one cat is black and the other is a brown mix.

We need help coming up with names, anyone up for the challenge??

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sveil96
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Nice cat
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Python119
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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My cat is so comfortable he went into a comma
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chillyhellion
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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How do you know when it’s raining cats and dogs?

When you have to step over the poodles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/julius_seaczar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Two cats are having a swimming race. One is called β€œOne Two Three”, the other β€œUn Deux Trois”. Which cat won?

β€œOne Two Three” because β€œUn Deux Trois” cat sank.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LindsayLoserface
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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What do you call a big cat that doesn't play by the rules?

A cheetah!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eat-rainbows
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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It is raining cats and dogs outside.

I almost stepped in a poodle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/modernalchemist2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Some say there is no way for a woman to play Cat Woman correctly

but Anne Hathaway

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryonnsan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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What does Harry Truman call cats?

Weapons of mouse destruction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/catamine_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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I've had a cheap hair transplant. It's made from cat hair.

Only trouble is, every time my wife strokes it, I stick my ass in the air.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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I saw my neighbor talking to her cat this morning...

It was clear she thought the cat understood her.

I came inside and told my dog. We had a good laugh about that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/winkelschleifer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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What's a cat's favourite colour?

Purr-ple.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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I accidentally swallowed the cat’s pill.

Don’t ask me-ow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoodChadAndUgly
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Did you know cats can read minds?

Its pawsible, very pawsible.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RufusHalloween
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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Cat Expert.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/whyyoutookmyname
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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I asked the librarian for a book about Pavlov's dogs and SchrΓΆdinger's cat.

She said it rang a bell but she didn't know if it was there or not.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Santa is like a cat-burglar

...he even has the claws.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/salazarjohann
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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My mom sent me this pic of her cat and I couldn’t help myself :D reddit.com/gallery/jq431y
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πŸ‘€︎ u/meme-the-kid
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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My female cat just got fixed, but the vet insisted on referring to it as "feline ovarian removal".

Look, sometimes you have to call a spayed a spayed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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Where do cats go after death?

To the purrgatory.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudecancode
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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"Dad, can you put the cat out?"

"I didn't know it was on fire."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PersonWalker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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What did the cat say when it got hurt?

MeOw

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daaaarknessss
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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I think my cat might be a communist

he won’t shut up about Mao

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Migroo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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My cat kept trying to climb my Christmas tree so I put aluminum around the base of the tree.

Her plans have been foiled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callmefinny
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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What's the difference between a cat and an iron rod?

Nothing, they're both felines

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buvet
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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What do Cats and Pirates both have in common?

They both like Yarrrrrr'n

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyLatestInvention
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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A woman walks up to a librarian and asks, "Do you have any books on Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat?"

The librarian replies, "It rings a bell, but I don't know if it's here or not."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheIndrajitKar
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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Dammit, I just ate the cat's worming tablets....

Don't ask meow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Invader_Kilz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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My cat wrote a joke today

Coz he was in a good mew-ood

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BenTom_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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I don't like cat puns

Seriously, they freak meowt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wheezy360
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2016
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Cat pund really freak meowt. I'm not kitten here....

Cat puns really freak meowt. I'm not kitten here...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheHighPlaces
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