I asked why and he said, βThey freak meowt.β
After a moment of me staring at him, he said, βSeriously, Iβm not kitten.β
So far for States I have: Catifornia North and South Catolina Oklahomeow Oregato Furorida Mew York, Jersey, Hampshire, Mexico Connectikitty β
For cities I have: Mew York Kitty Felinedelphia San Digato Mewmphis Chigato San Furanciso Indianapawlis Clawmbusβ
I need some good cat puns right meow, entertain me
A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a commaβs a pause at the end of a clause.
Hailing Taxis
A WAP
They go to the a(mews)ment park
Told the clerk his mouse died
A platypus
(From my 4 year old daughter while I did her hair this morning)
A hot dog!
In a meowsoleum
Call that a Black Sabbath
The one with the lowest ΞΌ
Unfortunately, Curiosity killed it
All he ever says is Mao
Because theyβre always going me-ow
Thats why they say Me Ow
He was a real purrvert!
Le meow!
Because it's a feline.
My family doesn't appreciate my humor.
You get jail time for animal cruelty
A meow-ntain!
But I tried it and it was wonderful! My cat LOVED it! And it was fun for me too!
The fur stuck to my tongue a little bit, but overall, I recommend it!
Making pawtery
Mlemonade
Because, dogs can Bach
"What was Joe doing before the election results?"
"Biden time"
I don't understand why they are being so pet-ty.
Answer: ΞΌ
Im not kitten...
Seriously, they freak meowt.
Cat puns really freak meowt. I'm not kitten here...
