my stomach is filled with butterflies
This was a joke from my first book of jokes I received on my 8th birthday. I felt it was appropriate on my cake day.
Finding half a one
They climb up a branch and get to the edge, but realize they are now trapped.
"Hold on tight!" says the first caterpillar, and he quickly chews through the branch. It snaps and they begin to fall, but he grabs two protruding twigs and steers the branch through the air with grace and finesse.
"That's amazing!" says the second caterpillar. "How in the world are you doing that?!"
The first caterpillar scoffs. "Am I the only one in the whole damn forest who knows how to drive a stick?"
It turned into a frog 🐸
It always gives me butterflies.
The plant is now parsley consumed.
When I walked back into civilisation, there were certainly a few butterflies in my stomach.
He said, "you know what you need to do?"
"Maybe use some vinegar spray?"
"Chase them off with dog-erpillars!"
"Stop eating caterpillars!"
She used to be a caterpillar, but now she’s a butterfly.
You can call it "Caterpillar"
I mean... just look at those:
- Why has Gwen Stacy been on the web lately?
to spite her man. -River
- Why do you carry a Laptop in your back pocket?
Because rapping like a computer must be in my genes. - Rap God
- Why did Eminem blow?
All he did was throw f-bombs - Rap God
- Why did Eminem buy the rap game a maxi pad?
Because it's having a rough time period. - Rap God
- Why did Eminem look so shocked when he watched a church gathering take place?
He was witnessing a mass occur. - Rap God
- How could Eminem poop Jerusalem?
Because his shit is real. - Caterpillar
- Why is Eminem so ill-behaved?
He's got a couple of mansions, but still no mannors. - Lucky You
And these are just a select few.
After being the only one who ate some, I noticed that there were two dead caterpillars on the plate, meaning I likely ate a few of them in the broccoli before noticing.
My fiance, as soon as I told no one else to eat the broccoli because caterpillars, immediately spoke up and said, "Are you nervous about eating those? Because I'm sure your going to have butterflies in your stomach about it later."
Dad: Have you've been eating caterpillars? Me: omg ...
DAD: U all ready for your presentation ME: yea but im kinda nervous, feeling the butterflies in my stomach DAD: well you should't have eaten caterpillars then
I mention that my friend's parents are engineers at Caterpillar.
Dad: If they work there for a while, maybe they will finally get promoted to work at Butterfly!