First, I’ll say sorry if I don’t do this right. I am actually a requester here but I’ve wanted to help someone in some way, any way that I possibly could. I just didn’t have the means to do so. So I hope this can help someone.
I have 3 6/9 month girl brand new outfits from the children’s place and a book (will attach pictures) I’d like to send to a mom, dad, soon to be parent, really anyone that this would help. I have to thank the Anonymous Santa and u/coralsquirrel both who purchased the same book from my sons list. The second copy we received is included as part of this with the ok to use one as part of this offer. (Getting the extra copy is what had me thinking of what else I could pull together to try to pay forward in some small way how amazing this community has been). So this is what I have an I’m hoping there is someone out there that can use this for their little one. This book is the very first book I ever read to my daughter, It was a library book I checked out week after week when I was in kindergarten (as soon as I could). I also know my son is going to love it, I’d like to give it to another parent that will enjoy reading it to their lil one as much as I did and will.
This is open for anyone that is registered and in the US. Sorry someone is helping me with shipping costs an I don’t know much about shipping outside the US. This will not count as a “gift” an if this fits more than one person I will check with mods to figure out a fair way to pick who it will go to. I’ll leave open for a few days an see how it goes. Hopefully this is all done ok.
https://imgur.com/a/KyxBjJd
Due to popular demand and outrage at the first choice out boo will be The Very Hungry Caterpillar. Don’t read past page four, next meeting is at 6:40 am tomorrow.
Pardon me for the delay, I had shit to do that wasn’t browse reddit. We’ll be discussing the first four pages of the book and what you thought of it in the comments.
Context isn't my first language, so bear with me.
A Very Hungry Caterpillar isn't very challenging, and doesn't really address much of the modern problems the world faces. That's why I think--hear me out--the Caterpillar should have been a white-collar criminal.
It would be much more subversive and I think that's the lesson we need to teach fellow voracious readers.
That motherfucker could eat a metric fuck ton of food. Nobody could stop this absolutely badass caterpillar from literally eating gigantic fucking pears, strawberries, even fucking sandwiches and ice cream, like holy fucking shit what kind of bad ass caterpillar fucking eats ice cream like it’s no big fucking deal
The first time I read the Very Fucking Hungry Caterpilllar I fucking threw the fucking book at my fucking step dad and shrieked my little fucking lungs out, then I galloped on all fours to the fridge where I ate everything in that bitch until I purged my body of the sins that were bestowed upon me by that unholy demonic book, 10/10 would eat that glorious fucking book again
Round 1: The first contest will be in the restaraunt where the pumkin went. The food served will be the ones in the game. The one who eats everything the fastest wins. The pumkin won't be picky this round.
Round 2: This time in the wilderness. Both characters have to find and eat as much food there as possible in 10 minutes. The pumkin won't be picky.
Bonus round: Both get angry and start to fight each other. They will both be the same size. Who would win.
Let the challenge begin.
