Heres a bacteria joke. If you dont get it just google it.
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︎ Sep 11 2020
Google is riding around on some CHROME rims
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︎ Oct 08 2020
Search for this subreddit on Google and the tagline says "the best Dad Jokes on reddit"
But I joke other places, too.
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︎ Dec 17 2020
Have you heard of the underwater google bandit?
They canβt find him because victims are only giving vague descriptions.
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︎ Jan 08 2021
Google sheets
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︎ Jul 10 2020
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...
βThatβs just spam.β
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︎ May 31 2020
Every time I ask my son what a new phrase means, he tells me to google it.
Kids these days have a lot of slang for a killer clown movie.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
Why would you Google the prime minister of Israel?
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︎ Sep 24 2020
The Indianapolis Colts lost again today, and now everyone is mad at Google Maps...
...because any idiot could have told them to take Teddy Bridgewater over Philip Rivers.
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︎ Oct 12 2020
What is the weather always like above Google's headquarters?
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︎ Sep 25 2020
google π€ jarvis
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︎ Aug 20 2020
Google stop should also be there
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︎ Sep 05 2020
Google is set to come out with a new browser that manages search results based solely on your DNA
Set to be called the Google Chromosome.
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︎ Oct 13 2020
If Google released a really expensive watch
Buying one would be a Google flex
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︎ Oct 01 2020
Google slides
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︎ Jul 22 2020
Hey kids for your online schooling do you prefer Google meet?...
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︎ Aug 17 2020
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
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︎ Jul 06 2020
Google Doctors
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︎ Jul 05 2020
Hey Google! Translate βΒΏComo estas frijole Coca Cola?β into English.
Google: Ok... But youβre not gonna like it...
βHowya bean pop?β
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︎ Aug 08 2020
Going to school to learn how to Google+
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︎ May 15 2020
My Google password is "SnowWhite&the7dwarves"
Because it said I needed at least 8 characters, including caps, a number and a symbol
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︎ Jun 26 2020
Check out the Chrome Wheels from Google.
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︎ Jan 23 2020
A disgruntled Google Cloud employee asked me for advice on how he could get back at his boss. I told him...
"Don't forget to tip your server."
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︎ Jun 09 2020
Very funny Google play
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︎ Jan 11 2020
The moment I learned that βphα»β is actually pronounced βfuh,β I knew the time was ripe to write a Google review for my all-time favourite phα» restaurant. (I guess this qualifies more as βracy wordplayβ than it does βpunnyβ?)
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︎ Jan 10 2020
I asked Google what IDK means
All Google would say is "I don't know"
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︎ Mar 02 2020
Google is so dangerous! I searched how to become and arsonist.....
And immediately received 50,000 matches!!
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︎ Feb 25 2019
Google drive
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︎ Jul 30 2019
I tried to Google "medieval servant boy"
It came back: "page not found"
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︎ Sep 04 2019
What did I just see suddenly and unexpectedly on Google Earth?
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︎ Mar 04 2020
Is Google Assistant a dad?
http://i.imgur.com/KD1dxhgh.jpg
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︎ Oct 20 2016
I hate google maps sometimes
It says "take the right lane to turn right to ...", but it doesn't tell me which lane is the right one and which lane is the wrong one.
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︎ Sep 13 2019
google shouldn't be trackin us like this
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︎ Aug 07 2019
I asked my Google Home if it had a boyfriend or a girlfriend
It said βNo, I guess you could say Iβm still searchingβ
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︎ Dec 16 2019
When you ask google assistant for a pun and you instantly regret it
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︎ Jul 24 2019
I work at Google...
Ran into my dad when I was out and about with a friend. We sat down for a drink and conversation somehow turned to our respective work places. My friend says "I work at Google and there...". My dad interrupts him and legit goes "Really?! You work at Google? I Google at work!" with this stupid grin on his face.
I could hear loudly my friend's silent groan :)
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︎ Apr 21 2017
If you get an email that says google maps can read directions backwards...
Don't open it, It's just spam
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︎ Jun 28 2019
Hey Google, Have you watched Star Chores?
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︎ Apr 03 2019
Why did the student Google all the topics related to his essay twice?
Because he was asked to research.
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︎ Jan 15 2019
he was fired. source: https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjA46r-hMbhAhXSs1kKHZV4BLcQjhx6BAgBEAM&url=https%3A%2F%2Fcheezburger.com%2F8597911808%2Fcan-anyone-else-appreciate-bad-puns&psig=AOvVaw3Dn1q_pnl4rMWOV6-ES_aS&ust=1555003267002839
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︎ Apr 10 2019
Pun Intended, Google?
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︎ Jul 02 2019
Google Waymo has a self-driving truck. So would that be considered...
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︎ Oct 10 2019
I got an email from Google saying "At Google Earth, we are able to read maps backwards!" and I thought;
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︎ Feb 24 2020
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" and I thought...
βThatβs just spam.β
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︎ Mar 21 2018
I got an email from Google Earth saying it can βread maps backwardsβ and I thought
βThatβs just spam.β
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︎ Jul 13 2018
I got an email from Google that said "At Google Earth, we can even read maps backwards". And so I thought...
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︎ Oct 01 2019
I got an email saying "At Google earth, we read maps backwards!" I thought....
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