Heres a bacteria joke. If you dont get it just google it.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheHotSouthWinds
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Google is riding around on some CHROME rims
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/spinnaker190
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Search for this subreddit on Google and the tagline says "the best Dad Jokes on reddit"

But I joke other places, too.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kojaengi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17 2020
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Have you heard of the underwater google bandit?

They can’t find him because victims are only giving vague descriptions.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Obscure_Things
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Google sheets
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I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...

β€œThat’s just spam.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 31 2020
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Every time I ask my son what a new phrase means, he tells me to google it.

Kids these days have a lot of slang for a killer clown movie.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/J3fbr0nd0
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05 2020
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Why would you Google the prime minister of Israel?

Because he is Netanyahu.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RainyBBQ
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 24 2020
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The Indianapolis Colts lost again today, and now everyone is mad at Google Maps...

...because any idiot could have told them to take Teddy Bridgewater over Philip Rivers.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PolytroposJ
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 12 2020
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What is the weather always like above Google's headquarters?

Cloudy

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CognitiveNerd1701
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 25 2020
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google 🀝 jarvis
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CreepystoneReddit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 20 2020
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Google stop should also be there
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/munimjaffer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 05 2020
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Google is set to come out with a new browser that manages search results based solely on your DNA

Set to be called the Google Chromosome.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pikindaguy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 13 2020
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If Google released a really expensive watch

Buying one would be a Google flex

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/calendar_cable
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 01 2020
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Google slides
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πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 22 2020
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Hey kids for your online schooling do you prefer Google meet?...

...or Google vegetables?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Eagle4523
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 17 2020
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Is Google male or female?

Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dane-Direct
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 06 2020
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Google Doctors
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JDogg323
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 05 2020
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Hey Google! Translate β€œΒΏComo estas frijole Coca Cola?” into English.

Google: Ok... But you’re not gonna like it...

β€œHowya bean pop?”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pippingigi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 08 2020
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Going to school to learn how to Google+
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mich_mic
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 15 2020
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My Google password is "SnowWhite&the7dwarves"

Because it said I needed at least 8 characters, including caps, a number and a symbol

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 26 2020
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Check out the Chrome Wheels from Google.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/link619
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 23 2020
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A disgruntled Google Cloud employee asked me for advice on how he could get back at his boss. I told him...

"Don't forget to tip your server."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/-taco-rice-
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I got some socks from Google...

of course they were YouTube socks! https://i.imgur.com/iKyHpRn.jpg

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/edrabbit
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 03 2020
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Very funny Google play
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fliptheflunk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 11 2020
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The moment I learned that β€œphα»Ÿβ€ is actually pronounced β€œfuh,” I knew the time was ripe to write a Google review for my all-time favourite phở restaurant. (I guess this qualifies more as β€˜racy wordplay’ than it does β€˜punny’?)
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/70M70M
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10 2020
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I asked Google what IDK means

All Google would say is "I don't know"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/marney2013
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 02 2020
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Google is so dangerous! I searched how to become and arsonist.....

And immediately received 50,000 matches!!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/King-of-the-Snekes
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 25 2019
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Google drive
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SuspiciousOmelet
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 30 2019
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I tried to Google "medieval servant boy"

It came back: "page not found"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/1963Jan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 04 2019
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What did I just see suddenly and unexpectedly on Google Earth?

Sudden Canyon!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/space0watch
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Is Google Assistant a dad?

http://i.imgur.com/KD1dxhgh.jpg

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I hate google maps sometimes

It says "take the right lane to turn right to ...", but it doesn't tell me which lane is the right one and which lane is the wrong one.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zerio13
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 13 2019
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google shouldn't be trackin us like this
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/legsofhair
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 07 2019
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I asked my Google Home if it had a boyfriend or a girlfriend

It said β€œNo, I guess you could say I’m still searching”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ArchibaldIX
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 16 2019
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When you ask google assistant for a pun and you instantly regret it
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shrimpydoodaa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 24 2019
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I work at Google...

Ran into my dad when I was out and about with a friend. We sat down for a drink and conversation somehow turned to our respective work places. My friend says "I work at Google and there...". My dad interrupts him and legit goes "Really?! You work at Google? I Google at work!" with this stupid grin on his face.

I could hear loudly my friend's silent groan :)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bustcratch
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 21 2017
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If you get an email that says google maps can read directions backwards...

Don't open it, It's just spam

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 28 2019
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Hey Google, Have you watched Star Chores?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DonnAwesome
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 03 2019
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Why did the student Google all the topics related to his essay twice?

Because he was asked to research.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bleaknova
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15 2019
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he was fired. source: https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjA46r-hMbhAhXSs1kKHZV4BLcQjhx6BAgBEAM&url=https%3A%2F%2Fcheezburger.com%2F8597911808%2Fcan-anyone-else-appreciate-bad-puns&psig=AOvVaw3Dn1q_pnl4rMWOV6-ES_aS&ust=1555003267002839
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tomie-T
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 10 2019
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Pun Intended, Google?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/h4m177
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 02 2019
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Google Waymo has a self-driving truck. So would that be considered...

...semi-autonomous?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Perrin42
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 10 2019
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I got an email from Google saying "At Google Earth, we are able to read maps backwards!" and I thought;

"That's just spam!"

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I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" and I thought...

β€œThat’s just spam.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madazzahatter
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I got an email from Google Earth saying it can β€œread maps backwards” and I thought

β€œThat’s just spam.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VikingLord17
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 13 2018
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I got an email from Google that said "At Google Earth, we can even read maps backwards". And so I thought...

"That's just spam"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Amphibatron
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 01 2019
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I got an email saying "At Google earth, we read maps backwards!" I thought....

That's just spam

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