I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...

β€œThat’s just spam.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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The Indianapolis Colts lost again today, and now everyone is mad at Google Maps...

...because any idiot could have told them to take Teddy Bridgewater over Philip Rivers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PolytroposJ
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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I hate google maps sometimes

It says "take the right lane to turn right to ...", but it doesn't tell me which lane is the right one and which lane is the wrong one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zerio13
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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If you get an email that says google maps can read directions backwards...

Don't open it, It's just spam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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Feel sorry for gay people using Google maps

In roundabouts they are told to continue straight...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ursixx
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2017
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I found this while walking around the CERN facility on Google maps.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vincentw09
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2014
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Came across this on google maps today..

Apparently they are really good at dad jokes too

https://goo.gl/maps/JLwtqp26dDP2

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fanytastic
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2015
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So I was monitoring our progress on Google Maps and calling out the distance to the next turn as it changed...

Daughter: "Dad, maybe you don't update our progress every mile?"

Me: "Actually, I'm updating our progress every .1 of a mile. Does that make you tenth?"

Earned me the coveted groan with double eye roll...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EngineerBill
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2014
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Yeah he can
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sriramempire
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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What do you call the border of Finland ?

The Finnish line πŸƒ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/music_snobbbb
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2018
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A finteresting pun I made
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Easy_Bake_Beef
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2018
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My dad saw the Google car...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Burninator
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2015
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As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death...

...I remind myself that you can't always trust Google Maps!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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The award for the best dadjokes 2018 goes to...

… u/ebkbk for this post: Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian. made on 24.11. with 38.9k upvotes

[also already made by u/Tface on 25.03. for 16.9k upvotes]

Let's move on to the top 3 of each month:

January:

  1. Is this sub still active? by u/I_Fart_Liquids on 01.01. with 36.4k upvotes

  2. Gonorrhea would have been a great name for diarrhea medicine by u/daugarten on 20.01. with 30.8k upvotes

  3. An open letter to the mods of r/dadjokes: by u/Alfie_13 on 27.01. with 18.9k upvotes

February:

  1. Was watching Star Wars with my daughter. She asked why Luke was climbing inside a Tauntaun, I said to keep warm. by u/jakeisbill on 05.02. for 20.3k upvotes

  2. My daughter asked me what I'm posting on Reddit... by u/madazzahatter on 25.02. for 18.3k upvotes

  3. When a woman is giving birth, she is literally kidding. by u/ownworldman on 23.02. for 17.7k upvotes

March:

  1. I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" and I thought... by u/madazzahatter on 21.03. for 22.2k upvotes

  2. Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. by u/Tface on 25.03. for 16.9k upvotes.

  3. [When I reach home, my 1.5 y.o. son rushes out to the gate to sit in my lap while I park the car. Then he just grabs the steering and starts shaking it with brrrmmm brrrmmm sound. His cute antics always make me forget that he's suffering from a rare disease.](https://www.reddit.com/r/da

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skormes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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My dad told this one to a bunch of tourists:

So for some background, my dad's a tour guide in the UK and he was showing a group round Hampton Court Palace and in the gardens there's this maze. This is the text he just sent me:

>Dad joke at Hampton Court Maze - I have fine memories of Hampton Court Maze. I used to bring my children here...... If you see them could you send them home!

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2014
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I got an email from Google saying "At Google Earth, we are able to read maps backwards!" and I thought;

"That's just spam!"

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" and I thought...

β€œThat’s just spam.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2018
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I got an email from Google Earth saying it can β€œread maps backwards” and I thought

β€œThat’s just spam.”

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2018
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I got an email from Google that said "At Google Earth, we can even read maps backwards". And so I thought...

"That's just spam"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amphibatron
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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I got an email saying "At Google earth, we read maps backwards!" I thought....

That's just spam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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Someone sent me an e-mail saying Google Maps can read maps backwards

It’s obviously spam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Homeless_Hamster
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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I recently got an email from Google Earth saying β€œwe can read maps backwards!”

I thought, well that’s just spam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Andyh10s
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2018
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I got an email saying β€œat Google Earth, we can read maps backwards”...

But that’s just spam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadhat99
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