I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...

β€œThat’s just spam.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
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I got an email from Google saying "At Google Earth, we are able to read maps backwards!" and I thought;

"That's just spam!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jahnatan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24
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What do you call someone that hates reading but loves looking at maps

A mapsochist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DongGundam
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08
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"Chris is really good at explaining maps, isn't he!"

"Yeah, he's a legend."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flayan514
πŸ“…︎ May 08
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On a video of a custom 2 Fort map that excludes the middle area (Team Fortress 2)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Islarf
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19
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Gave my wife a dart and a map, "once this is over, I'll take you anywhere this lands"...

I guess we're going behind the fridge for two weeks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mh-98
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30
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I once put a list of symbols on a map and everyone still talks about it.

It's a legend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04
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What happened to the guy that sold land mines shaped like prayer maps?

The prophets were through the roof

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Depressed_Citrus
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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I lost my map of contours showing points of equal elevation!

It was a relief when I found it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06
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To who ever wrote the explanation of the symbols on the map.

You are a legend

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michaelveyrocks
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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I always get lost when maps crop corners because it turns into a maize
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jojabean
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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I hate google maps sometimes

It says "take the right lane to turn right to ...", but it doesn't tell me which lane is the right one and which lane is the wrong one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zerio13
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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I got an email from Google that said "At Google Earth, we can even read maps backwards". And so I thought...

"That's just spam"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amphibatron
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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Say Eye, Spell Map, Say Ness

Hi Penis, I’m Dad.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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Is a place that stores maps called...

a wherehouse?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Absolutedisgrace
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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After finishing making the first map of the world, the guy exclaimed...

"Atlas"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MEraser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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Reading maps is such a pain in the ass, but id be lost with out it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/averagepenisman
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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If you get an email that says google maps can read directions backwards...

Don't open it, It's just spam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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I got an email on how to read maps backwards

It turned out to be spam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/connornel18
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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For the first time ever, the Wisconsin State Fair has a competition where cattle draw maps.

It's the first annual Cowtography competition.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TBoneMKE
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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As a cartographer, I'm used to adding terrain features to maps.

But when it comes to establishing a boundary, that's where I draw the line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whudaboutit
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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So my son got into my map and paint collections today....

So he painted the whole town red.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/creightongw
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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Someone sent me an e-mail saying Google Maps can read maps backwards

It’s obviously spam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Homeless_Hamster
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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What's Sylvester Stallone's favourite map in Mario Kart?

Rambo Road

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nesklein
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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My Uncle got a scratch off map for his birthday.

As he was walking it over to his car he said β€œbe careful guys 🎢 I’ve got the whole world in my handsπŸŽΆβ€

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lesterine17
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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Why could the man not find his map?

Because he lost his map

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dawgit11
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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Dad and son create a pun fueled, food map [x-post /r/interestingasfuck]

http://imgur.com/a/j9cGL?gallery

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2015
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I’m a map guy - big fan. If you’re not into maps, then get lost.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Laymans_Terms19
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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I recently got an email from Google Earth saying β€œwe can read maps backwards!”

I thought, well that’s just spam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Andyh10s
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2018
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Found on r/MapPorn on a map about Islamic Conquest of Iberia in the 8th century
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_jupitr
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2018
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I was throwing darts at a map of the continental united states when I...

Mich'd, again!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/minegam
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
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My old man explained map symbols for a living.

He was a real legend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheJenkinsComic
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2018
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Dad told Mom to throw a dart at a map to choose our next vacation while we all watched.

Our vacation will be to the veterinarian to take dart out of our cat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TMCBarnes
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2017
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Have you ever read the text at the bottom of a map?

It's the stuff of legends

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2018
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Geography majors are all over the map.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JukeboxSommelier
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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Son drawing a map: "Mom, you and I are right here!" Points at map

Dad: you better add me on there, you'll need a Legend ;)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madastep12
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2018
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I am in class, with a map of France in front of me...

So I turn to my neighbour and say: It's been Toulon since we talked... Him: Don't... Me: And I just don't want Toulouse touch. Him: Please stop. Me: Nevers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Karl_Tofel
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2017
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I'm a huge fan of maps!

They're so encompassing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/windowlicker1234
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2017
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At what rate does a geologist map?

A mylonite!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiffasenko
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2016
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They replaced the old flat map in our office with a much larger one that has raised textures

It's a huge relief

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πŸ‘€︎ u/username_liets
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2017
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As a traffic planner I was asked how and where I intended to improve flow through intersections. I pointed on the map and said,

"Roundabout here."

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2017
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If you're searching the map for a city in Belgium…

…you could be looking for a Bruges.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gone4011s
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2017
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Feel sorry for gay people using Google maps

In roundabouts they are told to continue straight...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ursixx
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2017
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The True Size of Africa isn't Shown On Maps
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jtc66
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2014
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Dad And His 8-Year-Old Son Are Creating A Pun-Fueled Food Map Of Every US State news.distractify.com/pina…
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Just a phonetic pun map of Germany (aka "Toyed Shoe Lunt") for english speakers...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unaufhaltable
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2013
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What did the globe say to the grumpy map?

I don't like your latitude.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBraumBomber
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2015
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Behold: The Ultimate Croudsourced map of punny businesses in America atlasobscura.com/articles…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/freshgeardude
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2015
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I found this while walking around the CERN facility on Google maps.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vincentw09
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2014
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Why did the French city fall off the map?

It was Toulouse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/4spooky6you
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2016
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World map

My parents have been traveling the world and my Mom bought my Dad a big world map (in a frame) for his birthday. It comes with tacks that you stick into the countries you have visited. Once they put the tacks in I dropped this.

Me: Isn't it funny how every country you have visited is now "under attack"?

My Mom glared at me and it took my Dad a couple seconds. He giggled and gave me that "I'm laughing but you know that was terrible" look.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcmastermind
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2016
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Fans of Paper Maps Refuse to Fold online.wsj.com/articles/i…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rpconnolly
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2014
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I saw a teenager reading a map

That kid is really going places!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2015
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You should always take a road map and a pair of scissors in the car with you.

"Why, dad?" I stupidly ask.

"So if you're stuck in a traffic jam you can take out your map and cut up a side street"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord21K
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2015
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Came across this on google maps today..

Apparently they are really good at dad jokes too

https://goo.gl/maps/JLwtqp26dDP2

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fanytastic
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2015
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So I was monitoring our progress on Google Maps and calling out the distance to the next turn as it changed...

Daughter: "Dad, maybe you don't update our progress every mile?"

Me: "Actually, I'm updating our progress every .1 of a mile. Does that make you tenth?"

Earned me the coveted groan with double eye roll...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EngineerBill
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2014
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I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" and I thought...

β€œThat’s just spam.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2018
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I got an email from Google Earth saying it can β€œread maps backwards” and I thought

β€œThat’s just spam.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VikingLord17
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2018
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I got an email saying "At Google earth, we read maps backwards!" I thought....

That's just spam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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I got an email saying β€œat Google Earth, we can read maps backwards”...

But that’s just spam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadhat99
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2018
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