I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...
I got an email from Google saying "At Google Earth, we are able to read maps backwards!" and I thought;
What do you call someone that hates reading but loves looking at maps
"Chris is really good at explaining maps, isn't he!"
On a video of a custom 2 Fort map that excludes the middle area (Team Fortress 2)
Gave my wife a dart and a map, "once this is over, I'll take you anywhere this lands"...
I guess we're going behind the fridge for two weeks!
I once put a list of symbols on a map and everyone still talks about it.
What happened to the guy that sold land mines shaped like prayer maps?
The prophets were through the roof
I lost my map of contours showing points of equal elevation!
It was a relief when I found it.
To who ever wrote the explanation of the symbols on the map.
I always get lost when maps crop corners because it turns into a maize
I hate google maps sometimes
It says "take the right lane to turn right to ...", but it doesn't tell me which lane is the right one and which lane is the wrong one.
I got an email from Google that said "At Google Earth, we can even read maps backwards". And so I thought...
Say Eye, Spell Map, Say Ness
Is a place that stores maps called...
After finishing making the first map of the world, the guy exclaimed...
Reading maps is such a pain in the ass, but id be lost with out it
If you get an email that says google maps can read directions backwards...
Don't open it, It's just spam
I got an email on how to read maps backwards
For the first time ever, the Wisconsin State Fair has a competition where cattle draw maps.
It's the first annual Cowtography competition.
As a cartographer, I'm used to adding terrain features to maps.
But when it comes to establishing a boundary, that's where I draw the line.
So my son got into my map and paint collections today....
So he painted the whole town red.
Someone sent me an e-mail saying Google Maps can read maps backwards
What's Sylvester Stallone's favourite map in Mario Kart?
My Uncle got a scratch off map for his birthday.
As he was walking it over to his car he said “be careful guys 🎶 I’ve got the whole world in my hands🎶”
Why could the man not find his map?
Dad and son create a pun fueled, food map [x-post /r/interestingasfuck]
I’m a map guy - big fan. If you’re not into maps, then get lost.
I recently got an email from Google Earth saying “we can read maps backwards!”
I thought, well that’s just spam
Found on r/MapPorn on a map about Islamic Conquest of Iberia in the 8th century
I was throwing darts at a map of the continental united states when I...
My old man explained map symbols for a living.
Dad told Mom to throw a dart at a map to choose our next vacation while we all watched.
Our vacation will be to the veterinarian to take dart out of our cat.
Have you ever read the text at the bottom of a map?
It's the stuff of legends
Geography majors are all over the map.
Son drawing a map: "Mom, you and I are right here!" Points at map
Dad: you better add me on there, you'll need a Legend ;)
I am in class, with a map of France in front of me...
So I turn to my neighbour and say: It's been Toulon since we talked...
Me: And I just don't want Toulouse touch.
Him: Please stop.
At what rate does a geologist map?
They replaced the old flat map in our office with a much larger one that has raised textures
As a traffic planner I was asked how and where I intended to improve flow through intersections. I pointed on the map and said,
If you're searching the map for a city in Belgium…
…you could be looking for a Bruges.
Feel sorry for gay people using Google maps
In roundabouts they are told to continue straight...
The True Size of Africa isn't Shown On Maps
Just a phonetic pun map of Germany (aka "Toyed Shoe Lunt") for english speakers...
What did the globe say to the grumpy map?
I don't like your latitude.
I found this while walking around the CERN facility on Google maps.
Why did the French city fall off the map?
My parents have been traveling the world and my Mom bought my Dad a big world map (in a frame) for his birthday. It comes with tacks that you stick into the countries you have visited. Once they put the tacks in I dropped this.
Me: Isn't it funny how every country you have visited is now "under attack"?
My Mom glared at me and it took my Dad a couple seconds. He giggled and gave me that "I'm laughing but you know that was terrible" look.
I saw a teenager reading a map
That kid is really going places!
You should always take a road map and a pair of scissors in the car with you.
"Why, dad?" I stupidly ask.
"So if you're stuck in a traffic jam you can take out your map and cut up a side street"
Came across this on google maps today..
Apparently they are really good at dad jokes too
So I was monitoring our progress on Google Maps and calling out the distance to the next turn as it changed...
Daughter: "Dad, maybe you don't update our progress every mile?"
Me: "Actually, I'm updating our progress every .1 of a mile. Does that make you tenth?"
Earned me the coveted groan with double eye roll...
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" and I thought...
I got an email from Google Earth saying it can “read maps backwards” and I thought
I got an email saying "At Google earth, we read maps backwards!" I thought....
I got an email saying “at Google Earth, we can read maps backwards”...