What do the Toronto Maple Leafs & the Toronto Blue Jays have in common ?
Neither team plays professional level Hockey.
I just found out the country of Canada is a complete work of fiction.
It’s all Maple leaf
I just found out Canada isn’t real
Turns out it was all mapleleaf
Time to switch from Scott Paper to Scott ...
Joplin, and collect some Maple Leaf Rag from the back yard.
I guess we've hit this level of comfort with each other
My SO asked if he could go down on me while I am on my period. He said he has always wanted to earn his 'red wings.' I stared at him a little weirded out and said 'well, ok, but I don't want to know how one earns their maple leafs.'
My friend wanted to clean his instrument with leaves
So I made him a maple leaf rag
A Candian Dad Joke...
Can you play "The Maple Leaf Forever"?
No, I get tired after a while...
