What do the Toronto Maple Leafs & the Toronto Blue Jays have in common ?
Neither team plays professional level Hockey.
I just found out the country of Canada is a complete work of fiction.
Itβs all Maple leaf
I just found out Canada isnβt real
Turns out it was all mapleleaf
If Canadians think their country is perfect
they're living in a world of maple leaf.
Time to switch from Scott Paper to Scott ...
Joplin, and collect some Maple Leaf Rag from the back yard.
I guess we've hit this level of comfort with each other
My SO asked if he could go down on me while I am on my period. He said he has always wanted to earn his 'red wings.' I stared at him a little weirded out and said 'well, ok, but I don't want to know how one earns their maple leafs.'
A Candian Dad Joke...
Can you play "The Maple Leaf Forever"?
No, I get tired after a while...
