You don't believe the Canadian president has a French name?

It's true though

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ashnakag3019
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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Bilingual food puns? I THINK YES. Here’s one my fellow Canadians or French speakers might enjoy... etsy.me/3nSI0bo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Limechic
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How do you know the French Onion is Canadian?

Because the oignon est!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/5hred
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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I know you think I'm joking when I say we have a French Canadian Prime Minister

It's Trudeau

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forrestree
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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What do French Canadians drink?

Perri-eh?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/f0r3v4r
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2017
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I can't wait for the new Veggietales movie. I hear it covers WW2 including Canadian Bacon, French Bread, Spanish Wine, American Roasts, British Root Veggies, and Nazi Sausages.

I'm not saying I'll watch it. But there's been wurst casting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaughtInthePocket
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2015
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How to get your kids to give you their ice cream?

When we were kids, my dad used to dare us to bite our ice cream without wincing. Obviously we couldn't. Then he took a bite of our ice cream (all 4 of us), his face staying straight as if it was nothing. We were always in awe and dared him to bite our ice cream every time we goes to the milk bar (creamerie).

We didn't knew he had a set of false teeth.

(Sorry for mistakes, I'm French Canadian.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aika1991
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2018
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Joke de père

Im french-canadian. ^^"Hi ^^french-canadian, ^^im ^^dad" ^^done!

Im made an awesome dadjoke earlier but it is french. Im still gonna tell you, cause its awesome, but don't worrie, I'll explain it over and over and laugh doing it, because, after all, im a dad and the same rules apply, whatever the language.

So, the mother was distributing cookies after the meal. One for the daughter, one for me and 2 for her. Doing it, she said "le deuxième, c'est mon pourboire" (the second is my tip) in french, tip is pourboire, but, if you separate the word like so "pour boire" it means "for drinking". So, I said to her "pour boire? Les biscuits, c'est pour manger!" (for drinking? Cookies are for eating)

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHA. FUCK ME, ITS HILARIOUS.

See, its a classic dadjoke in french and I still got her good! "Pour boire? Ben non, c'est pour manger" hahahahah. Cause you don't drink cookie, you eat it. Hahaha. So great. Eyes were rolling all over the place, I almost step on one. HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

You got it, right? She said, "the second cookie is my tip" (le deuxième biscuit est mon pourboire) and I reply "tip? Cookies are for eating!" (Pour boire? Les biscuits, c'est pour manger) HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA. MAN, its funny as hell!

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