My teacher told me to stop making Canadian puns
I guess she’s having nunavut
You guys here the rumours about the Canadian Prime Minister?
Not sure if they're Trudeau.
What do you call a Canadian who is kind of a jerk?
Why do Canadian geese go well with mashed potatoes?
Because they make nice gray-V's.
One day the Canadians will take over the world....
Then you'll all be sorry.
Where does a Canadian alcoholic go to get help?
Why's it hard for Americans to go to Canadian colleges?
Because... you must graduate High School with all Eh's.
I was unprepared for a pun about Canadian winter hats...
It really toque me by surprise!
How do you stop Canadian bacon curling in the pan?
You take away their brooms
Canadian officials warn drivers not to let moose lick their cars...
or they could be charged with a salt.
You know why I respect Canadians?
Because they always bring their Eh Game.
How do you get 100 rowdy Canadians out of the pool?
How are you supposed to keep Canadian bacon from curling?
You just need to take away their little brooms!
While filling up a survey, I came across a gender option: Canadian.
Did you hear about the Canadian racist when he heard the First Nations people were getting their own territory?
Well he was having Nunavut.
What do you get when a russian black-magician tries to cook canadian food?
You get a ras***poutine***
Every morning when I am done getting my 2 year old ready for school I call her a Canadian potato chip.
Because she’s all dressed.
Did you know that the guy who wrote the famous scene in 300 was Canadian?
He was like "that's what I'm talkin a'boot!" kicks
An American, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, a Burmese, a Chinese, a Canadian, a Dutchman, a Dane, an Englishman, an Estonian, a German, a Japanese, a Korean, a Mexican, a Nepalese, a Pole, a Russian, and a Welshman all walk into a posh bar. The doorman says sorry, we have standards.
You can’t come in without a Thai.
I know you think I'm joking when I say we have a French Canadian Prime Minister
What kind of grades do heterosexual Canadians get?
I used to brag that I’ve traveled to all Canadian territories.
If you're Canadian when you go into the bathroom and again when you come out.. What are you whilst you're in there?
What do you call a Canadian suck-up?
My Canadian cousin used to be an alcoholic
He's doing better since he joined the Eh Eh
What do you call a Canadian emu?
Noone wants to hear that the Canadian pime minister is hot.
Canadian PM Justin Trudeau considers changing the name of a province
But the voters are having Nunavut
How did the Canadian’s come up with the name “Canada”?
There was a bunch of Canadians sitting around the table and one guy suggested they start naming letters their country name should contain.
One person said “C, eh?”
A second person said “N, eh?”
A third person said “D, eh?”
I asked a Canadian what he thought about robots.
He said, "AI?"
I said, "Yes, you."
What do you call a Canadian high schooler with diarrhea?
Canadians make some of the greatest karate instructors.
I was just attacked by a Canadian man with a bowl of pancake mix!
It was assault and batter, eh?
All my Canadian friends don't think they can count on me...
but I know Yukon count on me because I'm having Nunavut.
You may not believe that blackface happened in Canadian Politics...
What did the Canadian say when he entered the Mexican Butcher store?
If Canadians think their country is perfect
they're living in a world of maple leaf.
The Canadian bank doesn't make sense anymore
What’s a Canadian musician’s favourite key to play in?
What strain of flu is most Canadian?
Where do Canadian eggs come from?
How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in a frying pan?
Take away its tiny brooms 🧹
How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling when you fry it?
How do you get Canadian bacon from curling in the frying pan???
How do you get Canadian bacon from curling in the frying pan???
You take away its little brooms!!!
How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?
Take away it's tiny brooms.
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