My teacher told me to stop making Canadian puns

I guess she’s having nunavut

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Catsask
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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You guys here the rumours about the Canadian Prime Minister?

Not sure if they're Trudeau.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dimebag82
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26
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What do you call a Canadian who is kind of a jerk?

An eh-hole

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ny8ry8
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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Why do Canadian geese go well with mashed potatoes?

Because they make nice gray-V's.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/antirabbit
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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One day the Canadians will take over the world....

Then you'll all be sorry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFoShow
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Where does a Canadian alcoholic go to get help?

Eh Eh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesomedew
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Why's it hard for Americans to go to Canadian colleges?

Because... you must graduate High School with all Eh's.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyLatestInvention
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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I was unprepared for a pun about Canadian winter hats...

It really toque me by surprise!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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How do you stop Canadian bacon curling in the pan?

You take away their brooms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/montero65
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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Canadian officials warn drivers not to let moose lick their cars...

or they could be charged with a salt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeeSeaBayBee
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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You know why I respect Canadians?

Because they always bring their Eh Game.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tkseizetheday
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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How do you get 100 rowdy Canadians out of the pool?

You ask them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anddditburns
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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How are you supposed to keep Canadian bacon from curling?

You just need to take away their little brooms!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CJStepz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in a frying pan?

Take away its tiny brooms 🧹

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tthrivi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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While filling up a survey, I came across a gender option: Canadian.

I guess I am Eh-sexual.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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Did you hear about the Canadian racist when he heard the First Nations people were getting their own territory?

Well he was having Nunavut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Malcolm_Y
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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What do you get when a russian black-magician tries to cook canadian food?

You get a ras***poutine***

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_roh
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Every morning when I am done getting my 2 year old ready for school I call her a Canadian potato chip.

Because she’s all dressed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zman11588
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Did you know that the guy who wrote the famous scene in 300 was Canadian?

He was like "that's what I'm talkin a'boot!" kicks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TeslaFan900
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling when you fry it?

Take away their brooms.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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An American, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, a Burmese, a Chinese, a Canadian, a Dutchman, a Dane, an Englishman, an Estonian, a German, a Japanese, a Korean, a Mexican, a Nepalese, a Pole, a Russian, and a Welshman all walk into a posh bar. The doorman says sorry, we have standards.

You can’t come in without a Thai.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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How do you get Canadian bacon from curling in the frying pan???

How do you get Canadian bacon from curling in the frying pan???

You take away its little brooms!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ciceronic
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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I know you think I'm joking when I say we have a French Canadian Prime Minister

It's Trudeau

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forrestree
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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What kind of grades do heterosexual Canadians get?

Straight Eh’s

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πŸ‘€︎ u/3vanescence
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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I used to brag that I’ve traveled to all Canadian territories.

Only Nunavut was true.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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If you're Canadian when you go into the bathroom and again when you come out.. What are you whilst you're in there?

European

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rare_Breed721
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away it's tiny brooms.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TexinFla
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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What do you call a Canadian suck-up?

Aboot licker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/esotetris
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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My Canadian cousin used to be an alcoholic

He's doing better since he joined the Eh Eh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PygmeePony
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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What do you call a Canadian emu?

An eh-mu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/creeper321448
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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Noone wants to hear that the Canadian pime minister is hot.

But it's Trudeau.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anna_was_taken
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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Canadian PM Justin Trudeau considers changing the name of a province

But the voters are having Nunavut

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jazzbandrew
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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How did the Canadian’s come up with the name β€œCanada”?

There was a bunch of Canadians sitting around the table and one guy suggested they start naming letters their country name should contain. One person said β€œC, eh?” A second person said β€œN, eh?” A third person said β€œD, eh?”

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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I asked a Canadian what he thought about robots.

He said, "AI?"

I said, "Yes, you."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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What do you call a Canadian high schooler with diarrhea?

Poo-teen!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jinnyboomboom
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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Canadians make some of the greatest karate instructors.

It makes Sensei

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arthritictongue
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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I was just attacked by a Canadian man with a bowl of pancake mix!

It was assault and batter, eh?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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All my Canadian friends don't think they can count on me...

but I know Yukon count on me because I'm having Nunavut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lavande21
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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You may not believe that blackface happened in Canadian Politics...

It's Trudeau.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/colonelbackhand
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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What did the Canadian say when he entered the Mexican Butcher store?

Pork, eh?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBassMeister
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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If Canadians think their country is perfect

they're living in a world of maple leaf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rvvl
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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The Canadian bank doesn't make sense anymore

They only make dollars.

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πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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What’s a Canadian musician’s favourite key to play in?

Eh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MCready419
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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What strain of flu is most Canadian?

Influenza eh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M4sterofD1saster
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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Where do Canadian eggs come from?

Eggmonton

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πŸ‘€︎ u/salz12
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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