Hopefully you guys will appreciate my Canada puns more than r/Jokes did
I tried telling some but they were having Nunavut.
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︎ Jun 15 2020
I just found out the country of Canada is a complete work of fiction.
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︎ Jan 12 2021
I asked my son how he did on his school report about Canada
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︎ Jan 03 2021
Nobody believes me when I say I can name the prime minister of Canada
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︎ Jan 11 2021
Iβm not sure if itβs true or false that he is the Prime Minister of Canada, but that his name is Justin
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︎ Jan 09 2021
My daughter got me a βCanada β sweater for Christmas... I asked why since we live in the USA?
βItβs aspirational β she said.
Ooooof...
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︎ Dec 26 2020
Only Canada's Prime Ministerβ¦
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︎ Jan 02 2021
I once tried to drink Canada Dry
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︎ Dec 12 2020
What kind of batteries do they use in Canada?
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︎ Oct 07 2020
While taking a fall foliage tour through Canada last year, our guide asked us what we thought of their trees.
I told him they look oak-eh.
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︎ Jan 04 2021
What do you call alcoholics anonymous in Canada?
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︎ Oct 24 2020
What's the most common blood type in Canada?
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︎ Oct 21 2020
What kind of gun is common in Canada?
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︎ Dec 01 2020
If you commit a 1st degree murder in Canada
is it a 34 degree murder in the US?
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︎ Aug 20 2020
Canada has some really weird food.
I heard they mix together fish, mayonnaise, and 2 dollar coins and call it "Toonie Salad".
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︎ Nov 19 2020
My sister didn't believe me when I told her I don't know who the Prime Minister of Canada is
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︎ Aug 18 2020
Whyβs it called βCanadaβ?
Because when they were first asked to spell it, they said βC, eh. N, eh. D, ehβ.
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︎ Aug 21 2020
In response to the American coin shortage, Canada has committed to providing the U.S. aid
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︎ Jul 30 2020
Yesterday, someone asked me to make a joke about Canada
Iβm sorry, I canβt think of anything
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︎ Jul 20 2020
Want to know how the founders of Canada came up with the name?
They put a bunch of letters in a hat and a guy pulled them out one by one.
The first is pulled out and the guy says βC eh?β
The second is pulled out of the hat and the guy says βN eh?β
The last letter is pulled out and the guy says βD eh?β
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︎ Sep 17 2020
I just found out Canada isnβt real
Turns out it was all mapleleaf
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︎ Jul 21 2019
I was taking my children on a tour of the largest territory in Canada, but they kept acting up so I turned around and went home.
My wife was mad about it, but I don't care! I was having Nunavut!
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︎ Jul 12 2020
Did you hear about Canadaβs new green initiative?
Theyβre replacing plastic water bottles with a Canada water.
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︎ Jun 21 2020
How did the Canadianβs come up with the name βCanadaβ?
There was a bunch of Canadians sitting around the table and one guy suggested they start naming letters their country name should contain.
One person said βC, eh?β
A second person said βN, eh?β
A third person said βD, eh?β
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︎ Jun 08 2020
In Canada, you are more likely to die of a moose kick than of a terrorist attack.
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︎ Dec 23 2018
We imported a tree from Canada.
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︎ Dec 29 2019
So what if I'm not part of a culturally similar indigenous peoples inhabiting the Arctic regions of Greenland, Canada and Alaska that speaks a language that is part of the EskimoβAleut family.
I could try harder to be, but I guess I'm just not Inuit.
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︎ Jun 19 2020
Canada
You never seen territories in the news, I guess they want nunavut
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︎ Apr 30 2020
What was hockey called before it became popular in Canada?
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︎ Apr 11 2020
What do Canada and Mexico have in common?
They have us in the middle.
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︎ May 26 2020
Have you heard the rumors about Canadaβs Prime Minister?
You may think theyβre fake, but theyβre Trudeau
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︎ Apr 13 2020
Thank god Canadaβs not the global super power
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︎ Jan 17 2020
At first i didn't believe the prime minister of Canada's wife had corona virus
But then someone told me it was trudeau.
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︎ Mar 15 2020
Canada is planning a mission to the moon
We're calling our spaceship the Apollo-G.
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︎ Aug 16 2019
What is the leading cause of liver disease in Canada?
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︎ Feb 27 2020
Canada..
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︎ Apr 26 2018
What do you call Bigfoot from Canada?
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︎ Apr 01 2020
Someone told me Yukon is the largest territory in Canada
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︎ Feb 16 2020
Canada
A Canadian man is told to write a paper on a letter, so he says
An "S," eh?
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︎ Nov 21 2019
What would happen if Canada moved their Capital?
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︎ Aug 10 2019
"What part of Canada are you from?"
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︎ Oct 29 2020
My friend wouldn't believe that Canada has a Prime Minster.
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︎ Jul 28 2020
Canada isn't real
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︎ Mar 24 2020
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