I remember standing in solitude, at the end of the long landing overlooking the Pacific Ocean - this disembodied voice was urging me to jump, so I did...

I never could stand up to pier pressure.

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Why isn’t the Pacific Ocean warm?

Because it’s bordering on Chile..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TacoBananaBlend
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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My son is learning about proper nouns and he said that a proper noun is specific thing and a common noun isn't. He said an Ocean is a common noun and the Pacific is a proper noun.

I look him dead in the eye and say, "What a Pacific example you just gave"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProfessorOfLies
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean

Nothing it just waved

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reallyuwoud
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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Two ships collided in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.

Two ships collided in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. One was carrying red paint and one was carrying blue paint. The crews of both ships were marooned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Intagvalley
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2018
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So the Atlantic and Pacific oceans were arm wrestling. At first the Pacific was winning, but then the Atlantic started to gain the upper hand.

You could say the tides have turned.

Ill be here all night folks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShedATyr
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2018
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When calm, why is it bad to visit cafes on an island in the South Pacific Ocean?

They make you Fiji tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2018
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We were building a sandcastle on an Oregon beach...

And a big wave snuck up on us. We ran quickly, leaving behind a shovel. I exclaimed β€œthe ocean took your shovel!”

My son: β€œWhich one?”

β€œ...Well, the Pacific...”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cryogenicist
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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Sea this!

Son: Dad how deep is the ocean? Dad: which ocean? You’ve got to be more pacific

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FruitBowlLime
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2017
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So today I bought some fish...

I recently joined a CSF - a community supported fishery. Once a week, I'll pick up a filet of freshly-caught salmon, a bag of shellfish, or other such delights from the Pacific Ocean and bring it home to my darling wife and children to much joy (or anguish, depending on who you're asking.)

You get to choose your pick-up spot, and I chose a location close to my office, so I could swing by on the way home; it's a nautical-themed bar, appropriate for such a business transaction. "Go to the bartender and ask for the fish", say the instructions; so I did, and he handed me the catch of the day. Gleaming white filets, glorious they were. Then I met a friend of mine, and after chatting for a little while, I went home.

"Jack," says my wife, "what took you so long? You should have been home an hour ago!"

"Sorry," I said. "I stopped by the bar, just for the halibut."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajacksified
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2014
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A sea of people

My friend Shorty and I went to our schools football game and are looking out for our other friend.

Shorty: agh I see her but there are so many people, she's an ocean away.

Me: An ocean? AN ocean?! Well which one! Be more Pacific.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bingo4913
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2014
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